Hooker Grease

A mixture of tar, gasoline, lube and semen commonly found on prostitutes.

The hooker grease helped the prostitute squeeze her way through the bathroom window whilst running from the cops.

by Hooker4LifeBiotch July 13, 2012

Hooker Foot

1) When the act of walking has damaged one's socks in such a way that it appears one is wearing fishnet stockings

2) One's foot/feet are injured from uncomfortable/inappropriate footwear

3) One who leases their feet out for monetary gain

1) That walk murdered my feet, my socks are shredded, I have hooker foot

2) I have hooker foot from those new heels

3) He got a hooker foot for a discount rate to celebrate

by zomgmysocks June 12, 2013

hooker champagne

Hooker champagne is a drink from the lovely state of Massachusetts. In which a hooker drinks strawberry soda. Or raspberry ginger ale.

Stop and shop has hooker champagne for 2 for five dollars!

by mmcclluurree.jj December 4, 2013

hoodery

having the characteristics of or relating to hood origins; hood-like

There is much hoodery from where I come from.

by yonosequemillamo December 10, 2013

Hookering

The be a hooker. The oldest profession.

I'm sure hookering is the oldest profession in the world. Said Meeleta to ducky and river.

by Thesquattingduck July 9, 2014

Hooker Shoes

The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.

Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."

Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."

Raj - "Yup."

by The Spherical Poet August 19, 2014

Hooker Herder

refers to anyone who pimps or otherwise commands multiple woman to go various places.

verb Jim HookerHerded his girl to make 4 sandwiches today.

noun I was with george yesterday and by the way he kept callin girls and getting me to do things i am deffintly classifying him as Hooker Herder.

by Zak Fetzner March 4, 2014