Hockey sport

What my dumbass grandpa calls hockey, akin to Parents calling Xbox and Playstation all "Nintendo"

Dammit are you still playing that damn hockey sport

by JackinNOLM May 31, 2025

Hocus

Blowing into someone’s asshole like you’re blowing up a balloon

…and then he asked me to Hocus him!

by Kal Fromwi August 2, 2025

hochelaga hobo bag

When you fuck a girl in the ass and she shits all over your bed, so you make a bundle with your shit-covered sheets to throw them in the street

Bro, that girl shit all over my bed like a damn pig . I had no choice but to make a Hochelaga hobo bag

by Pornhub aja August 16, 2025

hocance

A vacation consisting of staying at a nearby hotel and enjoying all of its amenities instead traveling to a far off destination for a relaxing vacation. Similar to a “staycation” but instead of staying home, it’s a stay at a hotel. It’s a combination of two words: the English word “hotel” and the French word “vacance” (which means vacation in English: “HOCANCE”

“We quickly packed all our necessary items into a small suitcase, before setting off to enjoy our highly anticipated hocance.”

by Cecelia Rosewater August 21, 2025

Hocus pocus

Someone who is corny, weird, odd, hard to be around for a long time

Weirdo: 😜
You: Cuh you so hocus pocus, get from around me fam

by Class-Clown78 November 22, 2025

The Hockey Jersey

You're standing up with your cock out, and your girl's on her knees in front of you... just about to start sucking your cock. Just as she's going to put it in her mouth, you grab the back of her shirt and tug it towards you over her head... thus jamming your cock in her mouth.

"So me and the woman were just about to get it on, she gets on her knees.. then I gave her the Hockey Jersey!"

by Terry Koch February 4, 2007

Halo Hocico

A pseudonym used for a population control war-weapon made in the early 90's.

"Do you remember the disease that Halo Hocico brought to America?"

by Lady Crowe February 3, 2010