never give up

A saying that often promotes motivation and perseverance, but when put in the wrong situation can actually make ones live really fucking miserable.

Me: Dude I hate my fucking job. My boss keeps telling me if I work hard enough he'll give me a raise.
misinformed: Never give up u got dis!
intelligent person: Dude quit your job. You can find a better job doing something you actually enjoy.

by Dubiks January 15, 2019

Giving Dome to Death

When the driver of a vehicle gives head to the passenger of the car while "driving".

"It's so sad how Sara and Jimmy died, she was giving dome to death."

by Brodino and Willz June 2, 2009

Give a girl your hoodie day

National give a girl your hoodie day is November 14th

Boy: it’s give a girl your hoodie day
Girl: oh is it

Boy: here have my hoodie

Girl: thanks

by twxlxghtmoon November 1, 2019

givin' the pants back

When you're about to have sex, and you cop out at the last minute, thus giving the pants back to your parnter.

How'd the date go last night?

Givin' the pants back, man... givin' the pants back.

by voodoom December 6, 2006

giveafu*kometer

A device for measurement of exactly to what degree one gives a fu*k (or not!) about any particular activity/comment/person etc.

Oh, you are the 4 Square Mayor of JFK Executive Lounge? That really doesn't register on my giveafu*kometer.

by HoweD July 15, 2010

Give it a ponder

An expression used when telling someone to give something some extra thought.

Also a phrase used in an 'LG' ad campaign.

I know this idea sounds crazy, just give it a ponder and get back to me later.

by zeeteegee August 17, 2010

give direction

to berate, belittle, emasculate, or abuse someone either emotionally or physically

1) my wife told me that i need someone like her to give me direction.

2) the neighbor kid left a flaming poo sack on my stoop, so i gave him direction by sitting on his head and sharting.

3) if you want to give direction, then piss on someone and make them eat poop, just don't bug me about it.

4) that butt-sucking loser needed some direction, so i fed him all his idiot sticks and kicked him square in the asshole.

by chuckybubbles September 29, 2010