The best insult EVER CREATED.

Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate
by Memma June 23, 2004
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One of the earliest recorded instances of talking shit in American history, uttered by the father of shit talking, the legendary John Paul Jones. Would roughly translate to "Nigga I ain't even been tryin" today.
Tyrone you a bitch, I'm up 17-6, check.
I have not yet begun to fight!
by falcon176 June 11, 2008
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a not so subtle way of saying that you have a hickey
-"what's that on your neck?"
-"I got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner"
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The specific threat tied to the ensuing brawl that breaks out amongst Bostonians and non-Bostonians once Boston is trash-talked enough.
"...true, after all, he's from Boston."

"I will fight you. Right in the face."

"Too bad the actions never live up to the hype, stereotypical Boston, I'm a shakin' from your words!"

(A fight now breaks out)
by P. Revere May 04, 2009
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Friday Night Pudding Fight

To destroy a sexual partners anus with a spoon.
Ex. “Dave got arrested last weekend for having the ol’ Friday Night Pudding Fight with his wife .”
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i was killing this innocent civilian child the other day when it hit me- fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
by walt hewins April 04, 2008
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