Facebook Marinate 

The waiting period you assign to accepting a friend request on facebook, similar to waiting a few days to call someone you met at a bar.

"dude, accept that friend request... she's so hot!" "Nah man, i'm lettin that facebook marinate for a few days... she's gonna have to wait it out."

"how come it took you so long for you to accept my friend request... everyone knows all you do all day is go on facebook." "sorry, i just have a 3 day friend request marination period."

Facebook Marinate by lebowski166 April 14, 2009

facebook love 

somone who blatentally has a crush on the persons page they are visiting. they feel compelled to do things to them for no reason espesially throwing pies, and poking them.

facebook love; you have just recived a poke from a...... f....... Poke back? Ignore

facebook love by haha gotya October 30, 2009

Facebook Hashtags 

Goodness, I don't even know. I suppose hashtags actually have a purpose on other social networks, but definitely not on facebook. However, you'll still see whores putting hashtags on fucking everything.

A hashtag is simply a word following a # symbol. It can be whatever you please, but definitely doesn't have to relate to your post AT ALL. So, if you've come to find what a hashtag is, don't even bother. Just hashtag your shit like this, but on facebook it's not going to do a thing.

duckface photo with beverage in hand

So here I am at #starbucks #withtheboo getting my favorite #caramellatte on my #freeperiod. #lovethisbitchtopeices #yolo #juntinbeiber #1dforever. #facebook hashtags for life!

Facebook Hashtags by person superior to hashtaggers November 15, 2012

Facebook Stalking 

The act of monitoring another person's activity (status updates, photo uploads, photo tags, photo comments, wall posts, friend additions, group memberships, attended events, mutual friends, e.t.c.) on the popular social network of Facebook.

Person A: I was facebook stalking Jennifer for two hours last night.
Person B: Oh really?
Person A: Yeah, Amber added photos from her birthday party and Jennifer was tagged in one of them. However two weeks ago Jennifer RSVPed 'attending' on the guest list for Jack's birthday party which was the same night as Amber's. Then she updated her status to: "Jennifer is going on a date tonight" but according to her relationship status, she's not single!

Facebook Stalking by NCgirl59 December 15, 2008

Facebook Machine 

Any device that can access the internet and, consequently, facebook; especially when referencing a smart phone

Jenny failed math because she spent every class playing with her facebook machine.

Facebook Machine by Dr D Rock November 23, 2010

facebook booty call 

1. When someone starts to message you and write on your facebook wall with the intention of eventually having sex with you.

2. messaging someone on facebook to come over and have sex with you

Guy: "Hey, why would you go after her she's a tramp?"
Other Guy: "That girl didn't mean anything she was just a facebook booty call"
Guy: "Oh that's cool"

Girl: "Why do you keep messaging me on facebook?"
Guy: "Can't you see this is a facebook booty call?"
Girl: "Oh why didn't you say so. i'll be right over"

facebook booty call by Mr. MoBizzie November 17, 2009

Facebook bomb

The act of internally vandalising another persons unlogged out facebook page. This may involve changing any or all of the following: status, profile pic, relationship status, info column, comments, pages joint, etc.
Generally the greatest facebook bombing involves changes such that much of the user's friends don't realise the foul play involved.
An Atomic facebook bombing is similar but involves changing as many things as possible in the most offensive way possible.

example 1: status

Louise Genzby: Just did the biggest shit aye!! Had to chop it up with the spatula to get it to flush!!!
---Reply 1: ewwww gross!!
---Reply 2: TMI!!!
---Reply 3: hahahaa facebook bombed!!!

example 2: page joins

John Henry just joined the groups "Hot Guys", "Anal is Awesome," and "My Mother is Totally Hot"

Facebook bomb by gekael February 10, 2010