poopy eye

After smoking marijuana, one eye looks more stoned than the other.

Martha must have been smoking some good shit because she's got poopy eye.

by poopthug May 6, 2015

steak eyes

to randomly pull off fluke shots in competative games esp. pool
- taken from Sean "steak eyes" McKecheran

In pool just smacking the ball as hard as possible and actually potting it completely by chance is known as "steak eyes"

by thepoomonkey February 14, 2004

Eye Floaties

Those little things you see in your eye and when you try to look at it it swims away!

They're really just little particles of stuff that linger on your eye, making you think your hallucinating but it's just dust or little floating objects that collided with your eyeballs.

Man 1: I THINK I JUST SAW A GHOST
Man 2: I didn't see anything.
Man 1: Oh I just had Eye Floaties

by Dinukun August 19, 2009

gaping eyes

White people's eyes, wide eyes, dolly eyes, ghostly eyes, skully eyes, sunken eyes.

Opposite of chinky eyes or chink in the armor. Gaping hole.

Also has a gay connotation, gape sounds like gay, which white people are commonly known to have large flamboyant gay population.

What you gaping at with your gaping eyes? Shut your gaping hole!

by gaping eyes February 13, 2015

Fried Eyes

Huge eyes, that look like Fried Eggs. Very hard to close, and makes people pretend their hard. Very funny to see someone with fried eyes.

1st Person: Wow look at them huge eyes
2nd person: They look like Fried Eggs
1st person: Hehehe FRIED EYES

by Billy LongJohn June 9, 2008

Dolphin-Eye

When somebody you're penetrating from behind looks around at you with one wide eye over his/her shoulder as they squeal or gasp in pleasure or pain or with surprise.

She gave me the wicked dolphin-eye when I pulled it out of her coochie and threw it in her ass.

by eGhost September 2, 2008

wally eye

Another name for a lazy eye

You are freaking me out with your wally eye. One of your eyes is doing its own thing.

by The Notorious NMG November 26, 2007