Evanism

Evanism is a religious cult based of being a different than everyone if someone likes something like valorant evanisms well make it their job to hate that video game and day another ones different not only this if they meet a girl and they start talking to them they well automatically start liking and listening too the girls music taste to relate with her

Bro this guy is being so different defiantly and evanism

by Yeuri June 6, 2022

Evan

A Fucking douche that deserves to be put down and usually has a horrible personality and a small penis.

I saw Evan today. I wanna die.
Same.

by iamyourfat June 16, 2018

Evan

Evan is one of the best friends you will ever have. He is kind, funny, joyful, and loving. Evans are pretty smart, but they can sometimes act like a know-it-all. He is one of the most hilarious and fun people you will ever meet, and he can always make you laugh, even if you are nowhere near him. Though he may seem weird to people who don’t know him, his close friends know that he is complety insane, but it’s great. It is so fun to be around an Evan. Evan is a friend that will always be there for you no matter what. Evan is also known to be an amazing lover. Ladies seem to love him because of his wild side. Evan keeps the ladies on their toes with his love making in bed. Evan is very spontaneous person and loves trying new things. Evan is very talented and successful in anything he does. He is also known to be lucky in many ways. If you have the blessing of being friends with an Evan, never let him go.

Evan is a wonderful friend.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

evan rigia

chumky chez raid, muscle man, and rehehehehehe guy

“Hey, do you know Evan Rigia?”
“REEEGEGEHEGEHEHEHEHEHE”

by bl1tzz9006 May 13, 2022

Evan

Sucks Philips dicks. Can’t hop off cock. Big pussy and a bigger boy.

That’s kid looks gay. He’s definitely an Evan.

by IdontgotoSMMschoolinMediaPa May 1, 2019

Evan

A fucking dipshit who loves anime and roleplay. He is a wiibu who likes sticking his penis inside other animals. He looks like a blobfish had a child with Whoopie Goldberg. He has a mullet, no friends, and the IQ of a starfish. Nobody lies Evan.

"Eww, It's Evan."

by Eric Benedict February 20, 2020

Evan

Evan is a handsome man who know how to talk to girls. He will treat you right and show you what it is like to be with a real man.

Evan is the best man you can ask for.

by Uninininin November 22, 2021