dutch cup

When your friend needs to poop, but its diarrhea and there is no place to poop so you help by cupping your hands under your friends anus.

"Ill need a dutch cup if we go to the opera. They dont let us leave or come back until intermission!"

by Crackbaby420 July 22, 2017

double dutch

You hold your friends dick and he holds yours and you jerk it off

OMG my girl invited her ex over nd we double dutched all night

by pmonsterjr September 22, 2010

Dutch Uncle

A creepy, weird, or otherwise off-color person. Someone "not quite right".

Bill: Hey, Jim. Did you go to the party last night?

Jim: Yeah, I went, but I left early because some guy was lording over my girlfriend like a Dutch uncle.

by Flying Dutch Uncle October 11, 2011

dutch uncle

I.O.U. ; I am in your debt, I owe you one.

Man thanks for that favor, I'm your dutch uncle

by fyis October 8, 2009

Dutch Oven Girls

The wives of Eltsufin Brothers. Two of the biggest Narsacistic Pidorasts on earth.

Dutch oven girls make the rocking world go left :)

by CondumWing January 18, 2018

dutch uncle

The releasing of flatulence while performing the mutual oral sex position known commonly as the '69'. Can be intentional or not. Can be simultaneous or not. Usually looked upon as 'aces' when its neither intentional nor simultaneous.

Simon: "So, like, the other day I was boning my girlfriend and we kind of like, slipped into a sixty-nine. Then I let her have it".

Jnizzle:"What"?

Simon: "I farted right in her eyes"!

Jnizzle: "Dude! You just gave her the dutch uncle! Aces!"

Simon: "Your a weirdo. I'm audi"

Jnizzle: "Fuck you Simon"

by Jnizzle2 June 24, 2010

blue oven dutch

The act of getting pegged by a midget while being bent over getting a swirly. While it is rare to have such an opportunity, this is a very enjoyable time. The fight between life and death as the toilet water gives you the swirly, the sweet sensation of the midget pegging you adds up for an exhilarating finish. Leaving you asking for more.

Bro1: Dude how were you able to survive the Blue Oven Dutch?
Bro2: I’ve become one with the swirly and mastered my breathing with the pegging.

Bro1: You’re my hero bro! Hope I can a Blue Oven Dutch one day.

by Jhubie Bros September 25, 2020