Drunk Tits

When a girl is so drunk that she stumbles around with her exposed boobs flopping around.

I know she had a good time at the party because she had drunk tits.

by dgb85 January 1, 2015

Drunk soccer

Drunk soccer is a drinking game where players do tequila shots while playing soccer.

How to play:

Each team gets one sober player, the goalie. At the start each team does a shot (or enough alcohol to get buzzed, except the goalies). Each time one team scores, the opposing team has to do a shot. At half time both team do a shot (again except the goalies).

That was an epic game of drunk soccer, the other team was wasted.

by arminel01 November 21, 2013

Drunk Misses

When you get absolutely wasted and you miss your significant other/ex.

“I am so wasted at this party, I really miss you”

“I like drinking with you because then I don’t get the drunk misses”

by Manbearpaige August 14, 2020

Sleep drunk

1. Someone who has reached the point of being so tired that they appear intoxicated.

Dang, she acted so crazy late last night laughing and singing for no reason, she must have been sleep drunk.

by Lukeemulous June 27, 2020

alpha drunk

A person that can drink and get home just fine

Jake is such an alpha drunk

by Billbobjimmy May 1, 2016

Drunk With Disorders

A play on the phrase as old as time “Friends With Benefits” except if the person is the exact opposite, I mean like, Polar Opposites.

David is such a Drunk With Disorders

by ClownJuice March 22, 2022

Jabba Drunk

When someone gets so drunk, they only mumble incoherently, causing them to sound like Jabba the Hutt.

He was so Jabba Drunk last night he couldn’t form a sentence if he wanted to!

by JenBamer April 28, 2019