Dan

Dan is that one friend that everyone has that falls in love with the first woman that looks at him, so much so that he would ditch his life long friends for, even if she looks like his fat twin sister with shovel hands & is build like a tractor!

Don't worry single desperate mums their is a dan out there for all of you.

by Funkyfarts February 16, 2023

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Dan is someone who Youngbin loves a lot, even more than lotte (but less than ciara)

An actual ray of sunshine, but can be a cunt, but that's A-ok

Hourly reminder that I love Dan no homo though

by Roseiv4 June 24, 2018

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Dan a guy who is an amazing friend. You may not always be best friends but you’ll always be close, you may have a falling out or to but you’ll always be there for him and he’ll always be there for you.

Wow that’s Dan he’s a good friend.

by Missy Higgins 30 October 23, 2019

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When your friend smells of chips and wears glasses

You: Hey! You wear glasses and smell of chips. You smell like a real Dan

by Ih8Dan April 15, 2020

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A "Dan" is a person who is so unbelievably bad at swimming that he could somehow manage to drown in a hole in the ground filled with air.

When the invisible puddle appeared on the sidewalk, Dan managed to trip over it and somehow flail around as if he were drowning in a pool; it was a classic "Dan" moment.

by thegrimm15 September 06, 2024

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