by :)danyulsabitch January 29, 2018
Wow, what a guy. If i had to describe myself in 3 words id say 'there isn't 3 words great enough to describe my very being'. That's it really, basically the best man living on this here very earth, i say basically i mean definitely but hes a good guy you know, he's not as bad as most people like on the earth theres been some very bad people like hitler i believe he killed quite a few people, yeah dan definitely isn't as bas as him, most average people aren't as bad as hitler. But yeah i don't know, follow me on Instagram @fredricks_the_breadsticks_65
by Breadstick_shaun the praun September 02, 2021
"Dude, have you met Dan??"
"Nah, I don't think I know a Dan."
"Bro, I've GOT to introduce you to him."
"Nah, I don't think I know a Dan."
"Bro, I've GOT to introduce you to him."
by requiemsrequiem July 09, 2023
A Romanian cave-dwelling troglodyte. Spends an inordinate amount of time preparing an assortment of phallic dishes of strange mystery meats. Favorite hobbies include taking other peoples' inventories, chore-monitoring and stranglebating to midget porn.
Man, everytime I need something from the kitchen, there is a Dan in there doing a bunch of weird shit.
by Pancho Villa69 October 02, 2023
I want to sleep like dan
by Dr.morfy July 16, 2021
dan is a simp. if his name is dan, he is spotty, like very spotty, bald, taller than the empire state building, chubby and obsesses over drums which they cant even play, simps over any girl in a 10m radius and will grow up to be a beer dad who goes to the pub every night and will probably be a brick layer to be able to buy his microwave meals on sale in lidl for 50p and his 6 pack of budweiser. if these occur, youve found a typical daniel simp. he also has no personality and thinks wearing hawaiian shirts and bucket hats is indie and edgy and cant get his own bloody music taste. typically, simps like dan will do anything and say anything to get a girls attention. damn, daniel.
me: did you know dan, he brags ab drum playing and cant even dudum tsss. he should get a personality.
my friend: oh! i know him, dan the simp. the one who thinks he is cool and quirky, right?
my friend: oh! i know him, dan the simp. the one who thinks he is cool and quirky, right?
by dans a simp lol April 30, 2020