COVID Time

The time distortion in your memory because of the disruption and stress caused by the pandemic.

The Beirut explosion happened a month ago? It was a month in real time, and a week in COVID Time.

by airsafe September 4, 2020

Covid day

When you need a sick day so you purposely fail your symptom checker and call out as suspected Covid contact

I didn’t sleep well last night so I think I’ll purposely fail my symptom checker and just take a Covid day

by Sister Wives February 26, 2021

Covid-19

Something wussies have to make excuses to get out of doing something.

Jeffery: "Sorry, I cannot come to the party today. I got Covid-19."
Greg: "You bitch, get your ass over here."

by Tender Chicken January 11, 2022

Covid-19

A virus that came out in 2019 where you have to wear masks and get a dumb vaccine

I have covid-19, time to get the vaccine that makes u poop

by I eat cat food April 21, 2021

Covid-Creep

People who go all deranged on you, because you refuse to participate in their sheeple-rituals, by wearing a product to breath through, which will damage you when re-breathing your own crude, or sterilizing your hands with damaging chemicals.

The dollar-store guard went all Covid-Creep on me, so I backed away and went to another liquor outlet.

by Corvuskind August 16, 2020

Placebo Covid

When someone who doesn't believe Covid is real gets Covid. The individual will ignore medical diagnosis and self-diagnose with a placebo variant.

Honey, I don't have Covid, it's not real! I simply have a case of Placebo Covid

by wiggimasta September 22, 2023

covid drunk

The act of having a few drinks and going absolutely bonkers with no memory of the night due to underlying mental issues aquired by being in lockdown for months.

"What the hell was wrong with Jennay last night?" "Aw bro she was just COVID drunk"

by Your mate August 8, 2021