Cowboy pants

When teh jeans are so soaked in cum they have a weird texture.

Hey my cowboy pants are are stiff as the socks under my bed.

by Texas fuckboi October 2, 2025

Cowboy Caviar

The combination of semen, beans, and feces that came out of Jack Twist once Ennis was done.

Ennis didn't even use lube, but the smell of that cowboy caviar made it impossible to quit me.

by ViolettaValkyrie October 28, 2025

dangerous cowboy

while fucking her from behind, cup onto her tits and say "these feel just like your sister's"
try to stay on/in for 8 seconds.

i pulled the dangerous cowboy on my gf last night. needless to say she isnt my gf anymore.

by bellzzzz October 27, 2009

Auction Cowboy

A person who looks at legal goods and pays for as many as 50 items. He goes to an auction and makes 3x.

You need $50 to cover the rent? Call an auction cowboy.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Trash Cowboy

One whose eye is known to oogle in the direction of a wayward breast, particularly when displayed on the skype window in the upper corner of a screen.

Look at the glimmer in the trash cowboy's eye. Looks like he's caught a glimpse of some nubile young flesh.

by farthole November 9, 2012

Thirsty cowboy

Similar to the "falcon" and "dragon" sexual acts but the opposite. It involves one gentleman fingering two vagina's near his face while shaking his head with his tongue out.

Kris: Yo bro, what happened last night when you disappeared with Carmen and Louise?

Jeff: Haha we went upstairs and I did the thirsty cowboy!

Kris: No way? Unbelievable Jeff!

by DJ Fuck January 25, 2014

moaning cowboy

a fucktruck texan who spealizes in ass, alaskan pipelines, and bunging the booce

"Jacob sure is a moaning cowboy"

by cryptologies May 6, 2015