community college

a place full of clubs, students, and faculty that all blow ass

I want to die because i go to community college, it blows ass

by mcba September 18, 2017

colleen

blonde, blue "husky eyes" girl who is very athletic and super funnyy. she loves to party and hang with the guys. she loves soccer and goofing off. shes everyones friend and is very popular....
COLL<3

OMG! her eyes are gorgeous ! who is she?

oh i know ! thats colleen!

by day 5 June 10, 2011

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball

Is a basketball slang " nickname " for the 5 winningest college basketball programs in the history of college Division 1 basketball. Kentucky, N. Carolina, UCLA, Kansas, and Duke make up the Phat 5. The Phat 5 are in the Dunkadelic terminology full word or abbreviation. D U N K A D E L I C , Kentucky ( UK ). N. Carolina ( UNC ). U. California Los Angeles ( UCLA ). Kansas ( KU ). Duke ( DUKE ).

N. Carolina added to the Phat 5 winning tradition by beating Illinois to win it's 4 National title. UCLA has more National Championships ( 11 ) than any other Phat 5 program, Kentucky is second with ( 7 ). Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!

by Derrick E. Vaughan April 5, 2005

College of the Ozarks

A school full of authority figures high on power and the ability to control students who are brainwashed into thinking they are getting a free education when in fact they are paying for their schooling by working 280 hours a semester as well as handing over various freedoms such as their right to dress as they please, the ability to drive their car and restraining from alcohol, proclaiming sexual orientation, sex and other various behaviors. Students will get kicked out of school if any of the college's rules are broken, leaving the student feeling stripped of all selfworth.

Dean Sharp, "I heard some rumors you were looking at a girl for more than the allotted 3 seconds, is this true Jack?"
Jack, "sir, Mrs. Emery is my teacher, she was handing us back our homework"
Dean Sharp, "You still broke the rules. Pack you're stuff and get off my campus, you're done here at College of the Ozarks. Kicked out. Enjoy you're life without a college degree. You will achieve nothing in life without this degree. You really messed up son. You're parents will be so disappointed."

by graduated a college or a cult November 23, 2016

College Weight

The weight a young man or woman gains in college due to excessive ingestion of beer, grain alcohol, and of course all the delicious snacks you eat when smoking marijuana.

It,s so great you could make it home from school for Christmas jimmy, looks like you've been partying you've put on a little college weight.

by Shang Tsung October 2, 2010

College Poopie

A college poopie is when ones brain gets so full from college stuff that they just shit it all back out.

Person 1: Dude, I've taken in so much college info it just all came back out my ass.

Person 2: You just made college poopie!
poop college

by TheCrazyOne23 April 9, 2011

colleen capri

The sexiest, nicest, most hyper-active, over-stressed, slightly crazy, amazing girl you will ever meet in your ENTIRE LIFETIME. She got that rockin' booty, and she ain't afraid to move it. Go on girl, getchu some.

Daaaaamn, did you see Colleen Capri tonight?
Yeah man, she was workin that shit. MHM!!!

by Kelbub May 14, 2015