Wild Chaperone

The act of having sexual intercourse while watching your children play

My husband was at work when I went to Mikey's field trip. I was one hell of a Wild Chaperone!

by Satan's Hamster November 9, 2016

jake chaparro

The cutest thing ever. He gives really good hugs and you can't ever get enough of him. He's an amazing human, especially to Kaylee.

Did you see that Jake Chaparro? He's really attractive.

by Dab on em November 17, 2016

Sistine Chapel

The act of double finger blasting a girl with your close friend. His finger is in her buttand yours is in the vagina and you can feel the tips of your fingers touching through her

Coleman and I are about to Sistine Chapel this girl.

by BroncoBilly November 11, 2017

the chaperone

When you masturbate into a puppet while it watches you.

I was feeling particularly lonely the other day and so I gave myself the chaperone.

by Single Cell Organism December 1, 2017

de-chap

1. Leaving one’s pants behind after roadside sex.

2. A quasi-violent homosexual act involving a silver spur, a man virgina, and sour skittles. Requires pringle claw.

Tim completely de-chapped somewhere between Pinto Ranch and Hatchet Resort.

by Brokeback 2.0 October 12, 2018

appa chapa choo!

An utterance exclaimed when underlings are driving you crazy.

Appa chapa choo! For the love of gracious people, sit down and chill out.

by indiemaegogo October 14, 2018

Fox chapel high school

Where the real ones go if u dont ur big gay for smart people who have an IQ great school it gets you into places like Michigan or princeton you also pretty rich if you go there

Yeah u a real nigga u from fox chapel high school. Or,ayo he from fox chapel high school he's that nigga. fox chapel high a good school for real one who got big smarts and big money

by 05realnigga November 16, 2018