A way of deluding yourself into thinking you are sober by getting high on weed. This delusion practice is often associated with former alcoholics.
John says he's California sober cause he only smokes weed now. He must be high. No one is that stupid.
by Mighty Slim February 22, 2025
Get the California Sobermug. The act of orally pleasuring a man whilst he is performing a push up! Generally performed after a woman can no longer stand to be on her knees!
by kriskiki92 September 29, 2017
Get the california dipmug. When a bisexual woman stops pursuing men. It's like California sober, but instead of weed, it's gay sex.
"Technically she's bi, but she's not interested in you, dude. She's California Celibate."
"The hookup was so bad, I decided to be California sober for a while. No more straight sex."
"The hookup was so bad, I decided to be California sober for a while. No more straight sex."
by Meatball the Clown July 17, 2024
Get the California Celibatemug. by FreshDangler April 6, 2016
Get the California Salad Barmug. Person 1: Yo bro, what did you do over the weekend?
Person 2: I took my girl to the California Coastline!
Person 2: I took my girl to the California Coastline!
by Nutballs2025 October 18, 2025
Get the California Coastlinemug. A day where you act like a movie star or famous person, the way people from California do, at least that is the way ignant people think they act all the time.
by The Original Agahnim January 13, 2022
Get the California daymug. A small rural town in northeastern San Diego county aka. R-Town to idiots and Boomers (the R stands for racism) who are positive all of their problems come from dem city folk, despite living 20 minutes from the 12th largest city in the US.
A: Let's hop on in my Punisher skull truck even though I never read the comics and go to Ramona, California to beat up some Mexicans and queers! Trump 2024!
B: I don't know man. My drunk uncle on Facebook said AntiFa was bussing up a busload of people to riot and burn down all of our chicken coops... Wait? That's didn't happen. And it's stupid as fuck to even think it might happen? Well, in that case, hell yeah brother. I brought my cop buddy along too so we can take turns sucking his dick later. Back the Blue! Trump 2024!
B: I don't know man. My drunk uncle on Facebook said AntiFa was bussing up a busload of people to riot and burn down all of our chicken coops... Wait? That's didn't happen. And it's stupid as fuck to even think it might happen? Well, in that case, hell yeah brother. I brought my cop buddy along too so we can take turns sucking his dick later. Back the Blue! Trump 2024!
by rtownsupporter September 30, 2024
Get the Ramona, Californiamug.