fill up a can

the bulimic equivalent to "smoke a bowl".
many bulimics look like they're taking a drink of something in a can, but are actually depositing small amounts of vomit into the can in the most non-attention-drawing way possible.

bulimic one: hey, I just ate way too much. I'm gonna go fill up a can.
bulimic two: have a Diet Pepsi

by burn your friends July 29, 2008

can of whoop ass

What every mercenary in Far Cry shouts when he can't shoot at you.

I'm gonna open a can of whoop ass on u!!

by bobsters April 7, 2004

sexy i can

Not sexy can i? but sexy i can cause those who use sexy i can KNOW there sexy level and don't question it!

sexy can i ??..... sexy I CAN!!

by AlliPalm October 18, 2008

I can fix this

I can't fix this

Guy 1: Holy shit you just ran over my neighbour's cat!
Guy 2: Wait! I can fix this!

by Jayword December 18, 2012

canned food drive

when they cut up a chick's stomach to get a baby out.

the baby couldn't be born naturally so it was delivered via canned food drive

by chaboondo August 30, 2010

Topsham Can Crusher

The act of masturbating with an arizona iced-tea can in a public school bathroom.

Barry: Did you hear about those two new girls from texas?
Jerry: Yeah they were performing a Topsham Can Crusher on each other

by Smegma Pirate May 20, 2010

Canned food Friday

Cans that are given out to a child every Friday of the week

It’s canned food friday

by Can nigga July 19, 2018