can of whoop ass

What every mercenary in Far Cry shouts when he can't shoot at you.

I'm gonna open a can of whoop ass on u!!

by bobsters April 7, 2004

sexy i can

Not sexy can i? but sexy i can cause those who use sexy i can KNOW there sexy level and don't question it!

sexy can i ??..... sexy I CAN!!

by AlliPalm October 18, 2008

I can fix this

I can't fix this

Guy 1: Holy shit you just ran over my neighbour's cat!
Guy 2: Wait! I can fix this!

by Jayword December 18, 2012

canned food drive

when they cut up a chick's stomach to get a baby out.

the baby couldn't be born naturally so it was delivered via canned food drive

by chaboondo August 30, 2010

Shaking The Pringle Can

The act of engaging in male masturbation. The pringle can represents the subjects penis, while the shaking represents the motions made by the males hand to simulate a vagina and/or anus. During the shaking process, it is expected for the male to have some type of masturbation "material" such as a pornographic DVD or perhaps a pornographic magazine. The shaking process can last anywhere from a minute to over an hour, all depending on the situation.

Babe, I was shaking the pringle can all last night, but here's the sweet part, I didn't even use any masturbation material, I used thoughts brought from my spank bank.

by Mr. 1234 September 26, 2009

Topsham Can Crusher

The act of masturbating with an arizona iced-tea can in a public school bathroom.

Barry: Did you hear about those two new girls from texas?
Jerry: Yeah they were performing a Topsham Can Crusher on each other

by Smegma Pirate May 20, 2010

I can lean to that

Phrase to signify agreement inspired by Down’s ‘Lean Like a Cholo’

1: Dude? Sonic?
2: I can lean to that

by lotuspanda March 13, 2009