Cameron

Cameron is a bubbly, very social character who is great fun but also a pain in the arse. Give this man a zoot and he will love you forever. With an alter ego as Colonel Ket, from time to time, he can be seen participating in his favourite past-time (getting ketty) on the reading spotted Instagram page. Partial to a pinger, Cameron is not apposed to much, he'll even raw-dog a dutty coventry sket in the back of his mate's car the day he's met her. Keep Camerons close, but keep them away from your car.

"My mate sniffed ket of some skets arse while he was fucking her"

"Rahhh, you didn't tell me you knew a Cameron!"

by banterisbanned January 23, 2019

Cameron

Cameron is type of guy of who looks like he will die of cancer in the next 4 years. He is whiter than a semen stew due to the fact that he’s never seen the sun. Legend has Cameron descendants from the dinosaurs. A popular myth is that Cameron blocked his friends after they called him popo. Cameron has a toothbrush fetish

Guy 1: Woah why the fuck is this draw full of toothbrushes

Cameron: Bro don’t judge I have a fetish

by YourBoySkinnyWenis October 11, 2019

cameron reichert

Better than Awesome Sauce and a programming genius who works diligently to create amazing Deployment Packages

I wish I was a cool as a Cameron Reichert

by mike.garvelink May 31, 2024

Cameron sutton

The Worst Fucking Cornerback In Nfl fucking history, He Just fucking sucks ass.

Oh Hey I Met An Nfl Player, Oh thats Cool who? Cameron sutton. Oh Nevermind Thats not cool.

by DepressedLionsFan March 10, 2025

Cameron

Cameron is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He is an amazing guidance in life and is always a professional life counselor to anyone who seeks it.

"Omg Cameron is so cool!"

by OWENRIZZLER June 27, 2023

cameron paradox

The act of making someone to laugh at an unfunny joke no matter what

That joke wasn’t funny.

Did you get the joke
Yes I did

Then you would be laughing
But it wasn’t funny

That means you didn’t get the joke
You just put me in a Cameron paradox didn’t you.

by Ctand December 8, 2023

Cameron

A golfer, usually with a military aviation background, who has the propensity to embellish or exaggerate on his scoring during a round of golf.

Buddy: "Hey Cameron, what did you get on the last hole?"
Cameron: "Uhhh... I think I had a 5."
His buddies already knew he shot a 7!

by ThreePuttDaily December 23, 2023