firing the bearded lady

Giving a hand job (or masturbating, if you prefer), to completion

I just finished firing the bearded lady. That feels much better.

by bteambeyotches June 1, 2015

Puff the bearded dragon

To perform oral sex on a groin with a healthy foliage. Derived from the song and phrase Puff the magic dragon which has its own analogies related to smoking marijuana.

Bro look at her puff the bearded dragon!! Gross!

by HiILookDead May 25, 2011

Bearding my taint

The area between your vagina and anus burned by your husbands beard stubble while going down on you

I was raw from him bearding my taint with his fucking stubble while he ate me out!!!

by Moodypoodyrudy December 15, 2021

Cakes' Sprinkle Beard

when you cum on your girl's face, then put sprinkles on it like Salt Bae

I busted nuts n gave shawty a cakes' sprinkle beard.

by Lux Tesla February 18, 2020

you’re beard is weird

The highest level roast one can achieve making woman 30 miles radius completely wet. No panties are safe from this sick burn.

Yo dude you’re beard is weird

Damn you got my ass

by Bigboinutman October 24, 2018

Captain Red Beard

When a female is sitting on a bearded man's face and then all of sudden, her period starts and she says "aye aye Captain" as she bleeds into his beard.

Dude, I had her straddling over my head as I was eating her ass last night, then when she said "aye aye Captain" she bled all over me and I looked like Captain Red Beard afterwards.

by Djish91 November 27, 2016

Skin-Bearded Bremillo

Chubby girl with a double chin. hense the skin beard.

"this party is wack... all i see is sausage and skin bearded bremillo's"

by sagz March 2, 2005