silky beaver

"A have a silky beaver" wise words from The Notorious Ellie Plenderleith
by I am toilet spunker March 01, 2016
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Funky Beaver

Means a woman who has had many partners and has some type of Sexually Transmit Disease.
She has slept with the whole school. She has been around the bar several times. She slept with my best friend after they were together he realized she had a Funky beaver.
by Dirtyjack April 14, 2011
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Beaver Lasagna

When someone usually a man, shoves cooked pasta up their gfs vagina and eats it out like spaghetti. After that's done, they vomit out the pasta into their gfs mouth.
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grizzly beaver

a miracle of taxidermy; way cooler than a jackalope, with sexy undertones.
i saw a badass grizzly beaver mounted at bass pro the other day...
by meganoshua December 24, 2010
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Dumpster Beaver

A trashy, sexually active female. Usually accompanied by grooming issues, offensive smells, drugs, or sexually transmitted diseases.
Similar to a cum dumpster.

"Don't put your junk in a dumpster beaver."
by Dr. McNasty MD May 03, 2014
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Freed the beaver.

Things were out of control down there so I freed the beaver.
by Babers 1009 January 23, 2021
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