Ski beaver

A female ski bum, who often exchanges sex for a warm place to stay.

Typically living out of a van or car, she poses as a normal skier or snowboarder, but in reality is homeless, and lures unsuspecting out of towners to her beaver.

She rides the endless cock carousel of men who pass through ski resorts, and can often be found in the parking lot, lodge, or bar at the end of a day on the mountain looking for her next catch.

Hey she’s kinda cute, you think I should buy her a drink?

Nah bro, that’s Aubrey the local ski beaver. You’ll probably get syphilis.

Damn, hoes be hoeing.

by Apairadeez March 1, 2025

Beaver

Anyone named beaver is a fucking legend and has a giant beaver branch down there pants can be anything from 10 inches onwards floppy

I love beaver what a guy

by WeLoveLogs October 9, 2020

Beaver wedge

Beaver tail looking dread lock

Noahs beaver wedge having ass hair is disgusting

by McKenna adams September 29, 2017

Road Beaver

Someone who blocks the intersection after their light turns red.

Now we have to wait for another light cycle because a Road Beaver is blocking the intersection.

by i4nSx June 11, 2020

athletes beaver

Foul smelling vagina.

Beaver slang for Vagina

Man you don't wanna mess with her, she's got athletes beaver man.

by Murdoc June 23, 2017

john the camping beaver

A beaver named John who like to go camping

John the camping beaver said hi

by 💧🐄🫓🙂🧧🍓☕️🫐🧇🇬🇧😂🍦🥬😌✅🥔🪙🍒🇺🇸💩🥑🍮😋💳💜 May 18, 2021

Beaver Anal Glands

Used for abortion

I wish your mom had stuck Beaver Anal Glands between her coochie flaps

by Ilovebeavers.com September 24, 2021