/b/tool

Someone who browses a forum other than 4chan. When they try to be funny they use a /b/ meme.

My friend was pretty funny until I found out he was just a /b/tool getting jokes from 4chan.

by bjsherisspeedeh October 1, 2006

B.E.T.

Black Entertainment Television. A channel, owned by Viacom, that caters to what white people think are the interests of African-Americans. It is neither evidence of affirmative action nor racism, since white people have the Country Music Television (CMT) channel (not to mention CNN, Golf and Food Networks, and all other channels, etc)and Hispanics have Univision and Telemundo. While BET is "for" African-Americans, it does not necessarily represent the views, ideas and interests of all African-Americans, just like CMT or Univision do not represent all whites and hispanics.

B.E.T. is television channel that focuses on what white people think are the interests of African-Americans.

by somewhitesareignorant September 16, 2006

B&M

Black and Mild. A pipe tobacco cigar sold in the tip cigarillo form. It has a nutty vanilla scent and a pleasing aroma.

Go in, get Johnny a pack of Camels and get me a couple B&Ms

by 0m3rt1 October 3, 2005

B.A.M.F.

Neville Longbottom

*Quotable B.A.M.F. Moments*

"What? This?" Neville dismissed his injuries with a shake of his head. "This is nothing."
*
"But they've used you as a knife sharpener," said Ron...Neville shrugged.
*
"We used to sneak out at night and put graffiti on the walls."
*
"I'll join you when hell freezes over," said Neville.
*
With a single stroke Neville sliced off the great snake's head, which spun high into the air, gleaming in the light flooding from the entrance hall...

by shicko4 November 5, 2009

B.A.R.

1. Broke at Rib
2. When life is difficult
3. When you can't pay for something
4. A boy named Pat on all days and Nights of the year
5. Not Joe

1. I can't go out to dinner because I'm B.A.R.
2. I failed that science test...B.A.R.
3. "Buy candy for cross country?" "Can't, B.A.R. life"
4. Look at B.A.R ass over there thinking he's cool, shouln't he be doing something?
5. Why does he think he's B.A.R.?

by NBS2010PA October 21, 2010

b.a.r.f.

noun. accronim for bomb ass regs f(r)iends. (friend or fiend)

Man, Alice and Lindsey are two of the best B.A.R.F.s I've seen in a while.

Brian, don't be such a BARF, get some crip.

by nightrider420 October 15, 2006

b-12

slang for a chemical element used in the manufacturing of crack cocaine.

yo dog, mix in dat b-12 dat sh*t gon blow up.

by sonnyredsicknickel October 23, 2006