Alexandria is a name most often defined as a fat assed bacon eating slut oftenldreaming of pumpkins not as a coach but as in huge greasy pies that will add to the zits on their face hoping to find a blind man to read the bumps on her face that say "I'm a pig and it's good that you're blind so you can't see how fucking hideous the craters on my fat ass match my face. Really just another wanna be whore but cannot supply change for a dime so she has to settle for being a slut and give it away to any and all drunken takers.
Dude, that decease ridden
Alexandria the ten cent whore , took on the New Orleans Saints for a dollar last nite and let them all have seconds for free as a bonus for being the second rated super bowl winners !!
Alexandria the ten cent whore , took on the New Orleans Saints for a dollar last nite and let them all have seconds for free as a bonus for being the second rated super bowl winners !!
by the jester of all jesters February 14, 2010
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Mark: That girl walks like a rooster!
Mireille: No Mark, it's just a horrible attempt at an Alexander Technique.
Mireille: No Mark, it's just a horrible attempt at an Alexander Technique.
by Mark MacDougall May 8, 2006
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The worst person to live! He cheated on his wife Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton, gave his son Phillip Hamilton bad advice and has him killed in a duel. The musical is great but guess who's not? (It's pretty obvious.)
by ElizaIsHot December 9, 2018
Get the Alexander Hamilton mug.is a dirty slut bag that sleeps with every guy. doesnt know how to keep them out of her pants. shes the uglyest girl alive guys only get with her cause they know shes easy. she has no friends cause everyone thinks shes the school skank. dont trust a hoe.. aka dont trust alexandria.
by skank45663526633 August 2, 2011
Get the Alexandria mug.a rat-toothed, overpossessive, spineless philipino, chino, hawaiian, malaysian hula dancer who never gets presents from santa: just coal. Bitterly jealous, 2 faced, will try to be friends with you to creep on you and make sure you stay away from "her man" cause she is that insecure about herself. she enjoys taking slutty pictures of herself and commenting on how gorgeous she is even though she resembles a rat. she creeps around with men younger than her and hacks into her boyfriend's web page because she has no trust!
guy1: who's that jerk that looks like a rat?
guy2: yo dawg, that Alexa.. she be a slut!
guy1: i like her rat teeth and tail.
guy2: well i jus got deleted of her boy's page cuz she jealous.
guy2: yo dawg, that Alexa.. she be a slut!
guy1: i like her rat teeth and tail.
guy2: well i jus got deleted of her boy's page cuz she jealous.
by thehaterz3741 August 24, 2009
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Verb: To walk up to a snake that you absolutely hate (like an ex girlfriend), be polite and tell the how your life has been, and the promptly sit on their lap, and shit yourself.
Jimmy Saw His Ex across the parking and flat out Alexaed her in front of her family and new boyfriend.
by Woofles 5:45 September 4, 2017
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