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Johnnie

Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.
Person #1

Where do you want me to hang my towel

Person #2
Just Johnnie it into the washing basket.

We don’t re-use towels here.
by JohnniesTowels February 28, 2025
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Johnny Guillen

culo <3
he culo <3
Johnny Guillen has big culo
by 69$$$$$$$mon3y November 23, 2021
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Johnnie

Johnnie is a very pretty girl who loves to play sports. She has amazing friends and an amazing boyfriend. She usually fan girls over boys She can get annoying sometimes but at the end you still lover her.
Wow look at Johnnie
by Get a Johnnie April 11, 2019
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Johnny boy

A complete and utter cheat of a being. Johnny boy used to pet the top of your head and stare into the window of your souls. But now he stomped onto your soul and shock you awake with nightmares of him pinning you down with sickening smiles. He ruined the year. He ruined your life. And you see him everywhere, everyday.
"Watch out, that guy might be like Johnny boy."
by mood rings November 13, 2022
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Johnny ugly

Guy1: I just seen a clown
Guy2: when did Johnny ugly get in town
by Johnsmith123010 June 21, 2022
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Johnny

Johnny is a naughty but clever man or boy.Johnny form is John.
Johnny is smarter than Marcus.
by clever parrot named carrot November 22, 2021
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