Ninja-Text

(n.) 1. a text message that is received by your phone without an alarm to alert you of it's presence.
2. a shocking message that can cause (possibly, but not limited to) heart attack, comatose, anaphylactic shock, or otherwise any bodily malfunction that could kill somebody after reading it.

1. Jill is mad at me because i received a Ninja-Text from her asking me to go to prom, i didnt get an alert so i didn't reply.
2. Stephen went into cardiac arrest after reading that both of his parents were killed in a car accident.

by Shibblleeee December 8, 2011

text game

the art of getting p0ssy with words.

DONT BE A CREEP

text game was on fleek, but I aint deliver when it came for funny time.

by skinnyboibuhblackaf369 January 28, 2021

pre-text

To text a bunch of people before you go out somewhere, so when you get there you'll get a bunch of replies. The goal of this is to appear popular and busy by getting a bunch of "spontaneous" texts when you are out with someone, at school, or anywhere.

Person A: "Wow that girl is popular!"

Person B: "Nah, Didn't ya notice all those texts were within 5 seconds of each other? Definitely a backfired case of pre-text!"

by Trampabay December 17, 2009

wet texting

When people start flooding you with texts and/or text emojis even when you don't respond

Instead of blowing my phone this guy/girl is wet texting the fuck out of my phone

by Wet texting December 11, 2016

Text-book

When someone sends you a long, more than 2 page, text message telling you a story. Could easily be told by calling the listener, but is rather told by sending a long text message.

Erin sent me a text-book about how she hooked up with some guy. It took longer to receive the message than it did to read it.

by NotoriousCCM February 24, 2010

tyrannosaurus text

one who is more often than not texting while their real life friends try to communicate with them.

person1: hey liz, what do you think?
liz: ...........what?

person2: she wasn't even paying attention, she was too busy texting.

person1: what a tyrannosaurus text!

by panpan2 March 13, 2010

hug and text

When someone is consoling another through the act of a hug while being on their phone texting someone else without the consoled individual having a clue.

Jordan pulled the most epic hug and text last night. He consoled Adriana while texting Brianna.

by clubaholic April 21, 2011