The Lord The Life The Legend. However do NOT force him to use a screen recorder otherwise he will literally flip out and go "OH MY GAWWWWWED"
by AB Trains December 16, 2019
by Super Will October 30, 2009
A nickname for a friend who is somewhat religious(Or at least pretends to be) and you play basketball with. Mainly used at summer bible camps and church leagues. This person is usually a ball hog. His 2 moves are run down the lane, charging in similar to a train. Or throwing it up from half court. This person is a real bummer to even be around.
Josh: "Here he comes again!"
Chris: "He never passes the ball, and gets blocked every time."
Dustin: "I really hate him."
Chris: "Don't invite Jesus Train to play ball ever again."
Chris: "He never passes the ball, and gets blocked every time."
Dustin: "I really hate him."
Chris: "Don't invite Jesus Train to play ball ever again."
by Chris Pence April 18, 2011
A girl that a guy calls for the sole purpose of getting a blowjob and nothing else. He calls, she comes over and gives him a blowjob, and then she leaves. Usually, the girl swallows too, as training wheels are something drama-free, fast, mind-blowing, enjoyable, and not "messy". The guy must have contacted this girl (his "training wheels") at least a few times to get head from this girl (and succeeded) for her to be considered "training wheels". Also used as a term of endearment for a girl who is a dick-sucking professional. Girls can also refer to themselves as "his training wheels" if they are so inclined to. A "set" of training wheels is when you have a team of two or more girls that comes over to suck your dick at the same time, whenever you want.
Example #1: I gotta get home and put on my training wheels, it's been a hell of a day.
Example #2: You should see my new set of training wheels. Jessica and Christina are the best.
Example #3: My training wheels disappeared recently and I need to replace them like stat.
Example #4: She's not my girlfriend, Marcy is my girlfriend. Lauren is my training wheels.
Example #2: You should see my new set of training wheels. Jessica and Christina are the best.
Example #3: My training wheels disappeared recently and I need to replace them like stat.
Example #4: She's not my girlfriend, Marcy is my girlfriend. Lauren is my training wheels.
by Emmalikes April 18, 2022
To get beat so hard it feels like you got hit by a train.
To lose at an event or activity to the point you would rather get hit by a train.
Like getting spanked, except by a train.
To lose at an event or activity to the point you would rather get hit by a train.
Like getting spanked, except by a train.
I just got train spanked at bowling.
You're gonna get train spanked at call of duty this Friday.
That girl just got train spanked at tennis.
You're gonna get train spanked at call of duty this Friday.
That girl just got train spanked at tennis.
by killa beana April 25, 2014
Taken from the verb "to hoop"A hoop train is a line of people and or animals arranged front to ass or - in these terms - front to hoop.
Remember last summer when we spit roasted that hoop train of chickens over the coals?
I don't like going to the steambaths - there are hoop trains everywhere.
I don't like going to the steambaths - there are hoop trains everywhere.
by BabyShanks October 12, 2010
by Jose Gozinia September 29, 2020