Noah Moment

When you someone that is stupid and does something so utterly stupid yet it doesn't surprise you because this type of thing happens to them regularly.

Noah: I stubbed my toe at a family reunion and yelled what the fuck in front of my whole family.
Mike: What a Noah moment.

by mike-wasouski August 31, 2021

Sage moment

A retarded statement

Having little value

Can result in loss of brain cells

Wow that was a sage moment

by Julie sumner June 20, 2021

asia moment

a moment where someone named asia is being a dumbass

Asia: “ jus cus ur gay n can use the f slur doesnt mean u can make into a word against the straights this is racist n straightphobic”

Stonks: asia moment

by stohks June 26, 2021

frug moment

frug moment is a combination of bruh and frog. instead of saying bruh moment you say frug moment

My girlfriend broke up with me, what a frug moment

by shrekby June 29, 2021

Pōkeno Moment

when you live in Pōkeno, it's a fucking massive L

LOL, Akshaal lives in Pōkeno. That's a Pōkeno moment.

by JeffisCrippled June 30, 2021

Chimera moment

Momentary (though can last for hours or a lifetime in rare occations) disconnection from reality and falling into "Alice in Wonderland" type fantasy world.

Person experiencing a "Chimera moment" will start to substitute his her delusions for reality.

Apophis: Chill bro, you're having Chimera moment

Sufferer: I'll kill you!!!

by Fukkk Offf November 11, 2012

Miller Moment

A complete fail, yet riding it out until the end thinking you have done good. Being a dumbass and not knowing it. Being 100% sure of yourself, while everyone else knows you have fucked up beyond repair.

As I was telling everyone that they knew nothing about oil fields and letting them know I knew everything about oil fields, I had no idea everyone was thinking I was having a Miller Moment.

Wait..I was 100%wrong, even though I thought I was right...damn, Im having a Miller Moment!

dumb ass stupid idiot george w. bush wrong incest tool douche bag

by MmAmOnKeY February 11, 2012