jew off

a derogatory cry,not unsimilar to 'wank off' or 'fuck off'

your only going to give me €20 your this signed Barry Manilow LP? Jew off!

by alkalinesam February 26, 2005

niggah jew

a nigger, or a blakc male/female, who has a large jew like nose.

Damn! Lisa you know your boyfriend is a niggah jew! His nose could be seen from a mile away!

by taychuknow March 12, 2010

jew bagel

A bagel usually comprised of cream cheese. Said to called a jew bagel as many jews eat this delicacy as a breakfast.

Guy 1: Hey man, pass me the bagel and cream cheese
Guy 2: What planning on making a Jew bagel?
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm no Jew, but I think these Jews are onto something. This stuff is good!

by Martyre gall November 25, 2007

Ashkenazi Jews

Ethnic Jews that originate mostly from Eastern Europe. They have the highest IQ of any of any other ethnic group.

Albert Einstein, Allen Greenspan, Milton Friedman, Stanley Kubrick, Ayn Rand, etc. Damn those Ashkenazi Jews are fuckin' smart.

by Gary2389 April 28, 2008

Jew Bagel

Someone who is acting as selfishly as a Jew's Bagel.

You fucking Jew Bagel!!

by surfer1014 August 26, 2008

jew spank

The act of being Jewish or helping/communicating with a person of Jewish decent.

Did you know that Nick is a jew spank?

by iMonsteriRawr October 20, 2010

Jew-Lock

Where two people are in a deadlock over who will pay the bill at a restaurant. This does not occur by the persons disagreeing over who should pay, but rather by the reluctance of either person to be the first to reach for their wallet.

Joel and Shelley have just had lunch at a local vegetarian restaurant. When the bill comes Joel disappears to the bathroom. As he returns he is disappointed to see that Shelley has not already put her credit card or cash on the bill tray.

Joel and Shelley then sit awkwardly at the table in a Jew-Lock, neither wanting to be the first to offer to pay.

by J_Ghomo May 30, 2013