A Jewish girl, one who typically naps a lot. Logic dictates this term defines virtually all Jewish girls.
David: "How was the date last night?"
Jordan: "She didn't answer her phone, this morning txted me she was sleeping!"
David: "Another Jew napper."
The bachelorette weekend was a great time. Unfortunately the high density of Jew nappers slowed us down.
Jordan: "She didn't answer her phone, this morning txted me she was sleeping!"
David: "Another Jew napper."
The bachelorette weekend was a great time. Unfortunately the high density of Jew nappers slowed us down.
by Ben "Shalom" Bernanke October 27, 2011
Get the Jew nappermug. Albert Einstein. That’s all.
by superthunderthotius May 30, 2019
Get the The Coolest Jewmug. by Capn Kirk October 20, 2010
Get the Queen of Jewsmug. "Oh man, that wave is huge!"
"Go get it!"
Naw, Joey took it already. He's a total wave jew today"
"Damn"
"Go get it!"
Naw, Joey took it already. He's a total wave jew today"
"Damn"
by SurfMan March 28, 2012
Get the Wave Jewmug. Weird, obnoxious folks who find it suitable to blame almost 100% of the world's problems on "them jews".
They don't realize that while, yes, many Jews do indeed fulfill the stereotype of "greedy penny pinchers" ( I should know, i'm a jew and i live around them), rich jews did not get there by smoking pot all day. The jewish people historically have placed a heavy emphasis on hard work and education. So maybe if you stop yapping all day and criticizing us, and spend some more time reading up on stocks, you might get somewhere?
Jews are a convenient scapegoat since so many are well off. But they're wealthy for a reason. Did you know that the founder of Google, Sergey Brin, is Jewish? He's a very charitable man too, although this is less known since he prefers a low profile.
Jew haters should also know that while rich jews may often be greedy, so are rich Indians, rich blacks, and hell just rich people in general. It's a problem of the rich and of human nature, not jews.
They don't realize that while, yes, many Jews do indeed fulfill the stereotype of "greedy penny pinchers" ( I should know, i'm a jew and i live around them), rich jews did not get there by smoking pot all day. The jewish people historically have placed a heavy emphasis on hard work and education. So maybe if you stop yapping all day and criticizing us, and spend some more time reading up on stocks, you might get somewhere?
Jews are a convenient scapegoat since so many are well off. But they're wealthy for a reason. Did you know that the founder of Google, Sergey Brin, is Jewish? He's a very charitable man too, although this is less known since he prefers a low profile.
Jew haters should also know that while rich jews may often be greedy, so are rich Indians, rich blacks, and hell just rich people in general. It's a problem of the rich and of human nature, not jews.
Liberal Jew haters: They tie any form of judaism with radical zionism. Tend not to realize that the vast majority of Jews in the U.S. are extremely secular and are often some of the most liberal people around to boot. Also most american jews have very little if any connection with Israel.
Conservative Jew haters: They in turn are more prone to despise liberal, secular jews, especially for their perceived influence on Hollywood and the media. I won't lie, this image is probably more accurate. But it's still unfair to insult an entire religion for the actions of a few.
Lastly, the amount of judeophobia on this dictionary, is, frankly, disgusting. Just look up some of the definitions for "jew" or "jews" if you're skeptical of this.
Conservative Jew haters: They in turn are more prone to despise liberal, secular jews, especially for their perceived influence on Hollywood and the media. I won't lie, this image is probably more accurate. But it's still unfair to insult an entire religion for the actions of a few.
Lastly, the amount of judeophobia on this dictionary, is, frankly, disgusting. Just look up some of the definitions for "jew" or "jews" if you're skeptical of this.
by Submitters of Words July 7, 2011
Get the Jew Hatersmug. A jew that has been burned in the oven after being covered with butter. Popular variations are Jew french toast and Jew grilled cheese.
Random German Guy #1: How the jew burnin goin?
Random German Guy #2: Great, The other day i made a Jew Toast
Random German Guy #2: Great, The other day i made a Jew Toast
by l2 /-\ l? 3 lYl 3 December 2, 2009
Get the Jew toastmug. When you lose at something or you have something stolen from your personal posesstion. Like the Stupid bitches across the fucking street.
Damn't that bitch stole my shit. I lost everthing in the divorce. This is fucking jew baggery.
or
Jew Baggery! Some jew somewhere fucked up my pool shot!
or
Jew Baggery! Some jew somewhere fucked up my pool shot!
by Penis 101 July 7, 2010
Get the Jew Baggerymug.