Drunk Tits

When a girl is so drunk that she stumbles around with her exposed boobs flopping around.

I know she had a good time at the party because she had drunk tits.

by dgb85 January 1, 2015

drunk diving

scuba diving below 100 feet so that u get the feeling of being drunk

Dan ran out of beer so he just went drunk diving

by mustang maniac April 20, 2010

drunk as fudge

drunk as fudge. being drunk and on a sugar high at same time. can usually happen on holidays when your drinking your ass off and eating lots of cakes, cookies and foods with sugars in a large quantity.

so i was at my bro's house for thanksgiving and man i was "drunk as fudge" probably shouldn't of messed with the double servings of, i dunno; everything.

by DNASt1st November 29, 2013

Drunk-keeper

The sober person tasked with keeping a drunk person out of trouble and in general good health; will ideally keep their charge happy and prevent him or her from making any monumentally bad life choices.

"Nobody knows what I did after I ditched my drunk-keeper, but I woke up naked in my grandma's yard hugging a duck. Honestly I'm just glad to be alive."

"Megan was my drunk-keeper, thank god. I did eight shots of tequila and without her I would have walked into traffic, assaulted a cop, and sexted my second cousin."

by Vri May 12, 2010

Drunk-Cozy

The warm and comforting sensation you get from being inebriated (drunk) from wine and other light spirits.

Geez Helene, I think I'm getting drunk-cozy from this wine.

Oh man Chuck, I got so drunk-cozy from all those Palm Bays we drank last night.

by Honeychild & TLC September 19, 2016

tramp drunk

The level of drunk, where your clothes and hair are a mess and your motor functions are failing - barely able to speak other than grunts and curse words you may have lost control of your bladder, but you fail to acknowledge it.
Good chance you'll get picked up by the cops in this state.

Person 1: How drunk are we getting tonight?
Person 2: let's go all out, the night's not over till I'm getting picked out the gutter by some cops or paramedics...
Person 1: Fuck yeah! Let's get Tramp Drunk!!!

by Ayo_wen December 13, 2013

Easy drunk

I was drinking red wine and i consider myself 'a light weight' when i drink because i feel the 'happy' relaxed feeling quickly. However a man i didn't really know kept calling me 'an easy drunk'. I corrected him several times by saying i prefer 'a light weight' but he continuing saying you're a easy drunk'
I being a woman who controls herself and drinks a small amount of red wine felt that he was really saying that i was an easy lay(in bed).

She's a easy drunk. (bet i can lay her!)

by Easy drunk April 29, 2021