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Microwave Bitch

A person so lazy and impatient they only take things that come quick fast and in a hurry like food from the microwave as opposed to cooking an actual meal from scratch.
Daughter- omg! My phone is so friggin slow!
Mother- in my day we had to have 35 cents to use a pay phone and the Internet wasn't even an idea! Children today are such microwave bitches!
by Holl33 January 19, 2015
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Faggot bitch

A bitch that claim she fwu, but always run off when something ain’t going her way.
Dat faggot bitch playin games dawgy bone, hope she suck a aids dick n die
by Lil Scotti March 24, 2022
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bitch lane

The merge lane to a highway or limited access road where bitches chicken out and stop completely instead of hitting the gas and merging properly.
He almost caused a 4 car pileup by stopping in the bitch lane.
by kherald May 16, 2021
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droopy bitch

A girl who has exceptionally saggy skin, usually boobs
man that is one droopy bitch
by L.P December 1, 2007
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Car Bitch

A bitch who is impressed by a rich guy's car and accepts the ride and probably a free sex afterwards.
A: Heeey, look at that hot chic! Let's pick her up...
B: Nah... She's just a car bitch to me. Let's look for a real deal!
by Paranoid Cupid July 23, 2016
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Psyco bitch

Crazy ass bitch who overacts to little things and is crazy and kinda slutty.
James: Damon she fine
Raymond: yeah but she's a psyco bitch don't fuck with her
by Jaquannn February 7, 2015
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