A person so lazy and impatient they only take things that come quick fast and in a hurry like food from the microwave as opposed to cooking an actual meal from scratch.
Daughter- omg! My phone is so friggin slow!
Mother- in my day we had to have 35 cents to use a pay phone and the Internet wasn't even an idea! Children today are such microwave bitches!
Mother- in my day we had to have 35 cents to use a pay phone and the Internet wasn't even an idea! Children today are such microwave bitches!
by Holl33 January 19, 2015
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A: Heeey, look at that hot chic! Let's pick her up...
B: Nah... She's just a car bitch to me. Let's look for a real deal!
B: Nah... She's just a car bitch to me. Let's look for a real deal!
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