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Do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box?

It's an intensification of "what do you want, a cookie?" which shows lack of interest when someone tells something he considers very cool or amazing, mostly while showing off whith it.

For example, you can use it when you are down and someone thinks he has to tell you just NOW how happy and overjoyed he is.
(I am sad because my love is already assigned)

Annoying person: ...and I just kissed her! She requested me to bring her home and in front of her house she asked whether I wanted to see her stamp collction -haha- and of course I said yes- damn she's so friggin' hot- and then we went in and she took off her...
You: Hey, do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box?
by Pacmaniac June 24, 2011
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Slang. Adjective. Whenever you’re driving too fast just like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.
Look at that accident! Yeah I see. What caused it? When you drive like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.
by B-rizzle July 17, 2020
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Do you find it incredible how smart I am?

I post a lot of music on this website.lyrics. Good music from all sorts of genres and from all decades and different cultures and styles.

When I was in jail the people there were amazed at how much Classic Rock bands I knew. When I got out of jail, People wrote to me about how smart I was and said I was one of the smartest people they’ve ever met. All of them were older than me and they didn’t even know half of the bands I came up with. One was a boomer who was like born in May of 1957. He had been in and out of jail since 1990.

Also, I’m a Cajun and live in a little cabin out in the woods. And I know about the Jew, British and French Huguenot thing. And I also know that the USA is still secretly a British crown colony thanks to my French heritage.

I also know a lot of European history probably even more than Europeans themselves…that’s a little pathetic.

Nobody else even has a clue. Not even other Americans. They are all caught up in other things and are pacified.

I mean, Come on. UD Jews, admit it — I’m a literal genius.
Do you find it incredible how smart I am?
by Death Menace March 17, 2023
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I love you like a fat kid likes cake

It means they like you as much as a fat ass kid loves to bother his mom about the chocolate cake because he wants it that bad
by PseudonymBruh May 5, 2021
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Suck it out like you just got that bitch pregnant

To hit a bong taking one entire bowl into the lungs at once.
Yo bro, you know what you gotta do?

No what?

you gotta suck it out like you just got that bitch pregnant!

*takes big bong hit*
by 0144spud October 11, 2011
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Bitch Fuck You fuck shit bitch hoe slut trick Dyke

When somebody says something to piss you off so you put a whole bunch of swear words together that doesn't make any sense just so you can make yourself feel better
Person 1 your retarded

Person 2:Bitch Fuck You fuck shit bitch hoe slut trick Dyke
Person 1: that doesn't even make any sense
by Pimpjuice 1234 June 23, 2018
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If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano

That means you're a dumbass for looking this up
"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"

Alex "wtf"
by Davifayanbule April 3, 2016
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