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South Salem High School

A high school located in Salem, Oregon. Renowned for the excellent achievement at mediocrity.

The sports teams are often adept, with the exception of the volleyball team, comprised of girls who do nothing but yell really loudly.

South is well known for the food, which will probably kill you, and the student body, which might also kill you.

Especially when people walk around with uncapped drug needles and have sex on the bathroom floor without locking the door.
"Dude, did you see the boys bathroom? Someone wrote all over the walls in shit!"

"Dude, I know. Only at SSHS."

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"Dude, I just beat this kid up for nothing!"
"Only happens at South Salem High School."
by Willy Blumberg August 8, 2009
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Naval Base secondary school

The only school in Yishun that is close to an MRT station. And people there are actually very stupid. Only can scream in the corridor like little kids.

They have nice uniform. And a lot of Malay girls there smoke and do TikTok with their boyfriends.
Aliah: Isn't Naval Base secondary school a good school?

Babi: Since when is it a good school?
by Singlishy August 20, 2021
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Florida Christian School (FCS)

PART 2

The school is a dump. Yes a DUMP! Any public school is better for both cleanliness and education! The school is both white and blue, reminding people of a jail, or jail cell. Many refer to the school as a jail in fact. The school is filthy, gum covering all hallways and even walls. The school is so cheap, the 7 years I attended the school absolutely no renovations were made! If there were.. well they were unoticable. The only "nice" rennovation they created was their little butterfly garden. Their cafeteria was far beyond disgusting, where they cooked the food was worse. Plus the people they had running the cafeteria were low life gold diggers who often cursed eachother out and spit in our food. Most of the food was very disgusting, mostly all greasy, they served pizza and the most disgusting low quality sandwiches, a soda fountain, an assortment of Little Debbie snacks and a variety of candy. The people working at the cashiers were gold diggers! I mean you would hand them the money and they'd put it down their bra. Plus depending on who you were they'd charge you more or less for the food you buy. The lines to get into the cafeteria were always long and they would let in the students they liked the best or the ones that had family in the faculty.

continued in part 3...
You go to Florida Christian School (FCS) ?
Yes.
Man that sucks.
by Student411&101 October 23, 2011
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South Salem High School

A high school located in Southern, Salem, Oregon. Nestled in the heart of the willamette valley. Mostly comprised of anglo, middle class students. It's in the Valley Leauge sports conference, and has a rich tradition of athletics, music, and academics. Despite a few Administrative failures, South now has an excellent principal. Mr. Phelps. And what Mr. Baumann is refering to is the social lines that reflect the south student body. The athletic, leadership bunch, and the IB academia bunch. The School is lined with social differences, but everyone mostly likes each other.
South Salem High School

"Sam you've skipped leadership for 3 straight days now, you're awesome!" -August

"Will, did you finish your 200 page biography of Mao?""I forgot","Well F for you then"- Chamberlain.
by SSHS Class of 08 February 20, 2009
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Turner Ashby High School

This is a school full of wannabe e girl thots, slutty cheerleaders, and neckbeards who think gaming should be counted as a sport. Nicknamed Trashby Ashby because all of our sports teams are trash if you thought the football games were disapointing wait until you here the bloodcurdling screeches that is the marching band.
Wanna experience hell without dying? Go to Turner Ashby High School.
by Thebaguettefaguette April 15, 2019
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shelby county high school

shelby county high school is a school in columbiana alabama full of hicks and inbreds and the occasional rich kid. most of their girls end up pregnant and the guys end up on meth and living in a trailer in shelby!
Shelby County High School is the place to be if you wanna snort meth before class
by jadelbug April 18, 2018
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merritt island high school

A booksmart school but none of the kids having any common sense at all and people are totally rude, and full of rapists and their math program is SHIT .
“You go to merritt island high school?”

Yeah why bitch?”

“ god i was just asking”
by Stealingyagirl December 3, 2017
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