When you shove your cock in a tub of ice cream, then have anal sex with your partner, cumming inside them and putting pepperoni slices in their ass when it's left gaping.
by M0nti_ April 15, 2020
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If the city excitement was a bagel on your dick and the sprinkle of surprise was everything seasoning on the tip.
(putting a bagel on your dick and sprinkling everything bagel seasoning on top then your partner eats it off your dong.)
-locals tend to yell "Hey I'm walking here" as they cum
Imagine your in a typical like office setting or maybe a busy coffee shop
And then you just get a tap on the shoulder or like “hey toots”
You turn around
And see like the harriest most jacked guy wearing nothing. Fully erect with the bagel around his dong
And he just says some fucked shit
“You want some shmear with that?!”
Just smiling confidently.
Meanwhile everyone around him yells in fear and is rightfully horrified
If the city excitement was a bagel on your dick and the sprinkle of surprise was everything seasoning on the tip.
(putting a bagel on your dick and sprinkling everything bagel seasoning on top then your partner eats it off your dong.)
-locals tend to yell "Hey I'm walking here" as they cum
Imagine your in a typical like office setting or maybe a busy coffee shop
And then you just get a tap on the shoulder or like “hey toots”
You turn around
And see like the harriest most jacked guy wearing nothing. Fully erect with the bagel around his dong
And he just says some fucked shit
“You want some shmear with that?!”
Just smiling confidently.
Meanwhile everyone around him yells in fear and is rightfully horrified
by Lillynotthebear May 22, 2025
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Get the new york nanny cam mug.The new york metro is a big place.
just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day
just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day
guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!
And the moral of the story is stay in school
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!
And the moral of the story is stay in school
by eudamme October 23, 2013
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by mr man the science man April 22, 2023
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by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
Get the NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation mug.A phrase used in street skateboarding to describe you need a moment to relax in between your tries because of all the cigarettes you smoke while being out of your comfort zone.
The timespan can vary a lot depending on someones health and smoking habits.
The timespan can vary a lot depending on someones health and smoking habits.
by DiedieGruppe July 9, 2019
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