learning boner

A random erection that occurs during a lesson, studying etc.
While studying for the exam I got a raging learning boner. Guess I'm just that into comparative literature.
by stinky3 September 01, 2015
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snow boner

when there is a possibility of a huge snow storm, and everyone watches the local weather in anticipation
After hearing about the huge snow storm, I have a major snow boner.
by mcdspanky5 December 07, 2009
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Sabbath Boner

The resulting boner one gets from the pure excitement of hearing about the upcoming 2012 Black Sabbath reunion.
Matthew had such a Sabbath boner after hearing of Black Sabbath's upcoming reunion that he could in no way concentrate on work. Or sit down properly.
by Woo Yeah Nester November 17, 2011
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Boner Alert

An warning given to someone who has laid their eyes upon someone attractive
I got a boner alert when I stared into the eyes of kbae
by Noel Knight October 24, 2019
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fight boner

noun; when one is extremely pumped from being near, hearing about, or actually being in a fight. It is characterized by shaking from the build up of adrenaline, and the need to do something reckless. (not an actual boner)
Nick got a massive fight boner when he heard that his room mate got a beer bottle smashed off his face, and a southern comfort bottle off the back of his head, but still beat the shit outta three doods.
by vweeenuh schnitzel November 23, 2010
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risky boner

boner at an awkward moment, like when you wake up at your grandparents house after sleeping on the couch. risky boners also happen while participating in sports. sitting in a desk at school an getting up an the teacher asks what do you have in your pocket? risky boners are the bad ones, be careful.
John had a court date, he didnt want a risky boner while he was there.
by RSimer2 December 30, 2010
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Patriotic boner

Being so proud of one's own country and culture that discussing their greatness gets your penis hard
Pat's watching Saving Private Ryan for the fourth time today. Yeah he gets a huge patriotic boner when he thinks of D-Day.
by Alverickflair August 18, 2015
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