Simple Scott

Someone that doesn’t understand the simplest of things

Me-“what’s 1+1”
Simple Scott-“apple pie”

by UrbanWarrior563 September 19, 2021

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Scott Cummings

Scott Cummings is a former required player who played for Essendon, Port Adelaide, West Coast Eagles and Collingwood in the AFL. He is better known for his shit antics on his Hump Day podcast along side former onfield and off-field collingwood legend Dane Swan.

Jesus Scott Cummings is talking some shit today.

by RequiredPlayer May 10, 2019

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Scott Millman

Scott Millman is the act of fucking a young girl with your balls in her mouth

That guy was such a Scott Millman. His balls were in her mouth

by Luke bertke February 18, 2022

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Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler

A legendary local menace (or hero, depending who you ask) known for sneak attacks on unsuspecting nipples during backyard bonfires, porch swings, or any unsupervised moment north of Vista View Circle. Equal parts myth and misdemeanor, this cheeky bandit leaves a trail of startled gasps, missing bras, and confused squirrels.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, lock up your coolers and clasp your bras — the Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler was spotted creeping behind the hedges on Vista View Circle again last night, right after the karaoke machine shorted out.

by Busty Bonita July 20, 2025

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