Wife Beater Day

Celebrated on December 14th, a day where every man where’s his wife beater everywhere he goes, including the library

Hey boys let’s wear our Wife Beaters to the library to study for exams since it is wife beater day

by Gymbro18 December 13, 2023

KEPT WIFE

A kept wife is a high maintenance woman who is in a healthy loving marriage to a wealthy provider. She has zero worries or cares, has help around the house and lives a soft luxurious life. (Not to be confused with a “kept woman” which is an unmarried woman who has sexual relationships for security)

I can tell she’s a kept wife because she wakes up carefree and does whatever she wants.

by The kept wife life October 10, 2023

Gojo's wife

Thats what most gojo simps call themselves. So gojo has 25397496368252 wives. I may or may not be one of them.

Gurl 1: I am gojo's wife
Gurl 2: No i am
Gurl 3: No i am

by Gojo wife December 1, 2025

Your dad sad, he got no life or wife

Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.

Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"

by Notgeyperson February 27, 2019

Wife Rogan

I don't know her name... And I refuse to google it!

Wife Rogan "This is not how people should be interacting with one another."

Hym "Yeah, hey, totally. What, are they doing it to you now too? Hahaha! Hilarious! Your husband could stop it at any time but he's a stubborn retard and he's listening to a charlatan so... Yeah. I'm the solution but there's literally nothing I can do about it from here. Enjoy sharing my fate. Multi-tendril destiny bond no jutsu: complete."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2024

wife

A woman you give money to but don't get to sleep with.

Tom: Why are you down today?
Bob: My wife.

by CutiePatootiePie April 1, 2025

johanni wife

When you are a beautiful lady but you get put with johanni

Ewww look it’s johanni wife

by PRETTYMUCHBEANZFAM February 17, 2019