OpposingFork's Half Life Wife, is an extremely racist half life player, fuck that nigger fucking cunt, like fork has a fucking e girl wife baka kawai in half life, he fucking strokes it to it, like its his fucking real wife, when will this cunt understand you need real bitches and life, oh well hes syrian so no fucking shit he hasnt touched a woman in his life because hes like musa, fucking bitchless, gotta have a digital wife to feel affection, classical opposingfork, honestly, fuck that nigger, he thinks hes better than ghost mango but no, hes just as dorkless and bitchless as musa the camel fucker, fucking no pussy feeler, no woman touched him ever because he is a fucking trypo shitter.
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