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Dolphin Waffle

The dolphin waffle had struggled through out the battle with the waffle dolphin of who would be on top.
by Quentin and Anthony March 11, 2011
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Twat Waffle

When you munch dive on a vagina so hard that the slobber is like syrup on a waffle
I am about to twat waffle that hoe when I get home.
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Stink waffle

When you soak a waffle in shit filled toilet water and let it sit overnight and dry. In the morning throw it in the toaster, toast it and it will let this smell of Satan ripping ass out throughout the house and then serve it to your friend.
I heard that bob got sick yesterday
Yeah I gave him a stink waffle
Didn’t he smell it?
I just served it with extra maple syrup
by WaffleGod May 9, 2018
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Soggy Waffles

Soggy Waffles by definition is a slang racial term used by zipperheads in order to gay someone gay. Once in a million years, people named Soggy Waffles are legendary for being the most homosexual nigga in history to date. It only gets gayer from here.
by You Are A Bruh Moment July 15, 2019
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Waffle Maker

A DP (double penetration) sex move that involves one guy on bottom, a girl in middle, and one more guy on top. Both of the guys fuck the girl at the same time until they cream pie her.
Steve left his wife after experiencing the Waffle Maker.
by Floorpetal March 9, 2022
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blow waffle

When a group of people scream "BLOW WAFFLE" at someone and then throw a bunch of syrupy waffles at them
Group: BLOW WAFFLE

person: ahhhh!!! Mother fucker got syrup in my eye
by Warm_milk April 20, 2016
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Hairy Waffles

One of those times when your balls accidently get caught in the vice like grip of a waffle iron and are never the same again.
Bro I was drinking while making waffles last night and accidently made myself a steaming plate of hairy waffles. Shit hurts man.
by Pedo the Filer December 24, 2016
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