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Touche` Douche`

Nice come back douchebag
Oh it's on now
Insult duel
None for you whore,

Touche` douche`
by HighdeeAnne September 20, 2020
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The last touch

The last touch would be today's version of saying 'having the last laugh. ' I first heard this word about a year ago from a friend but since then everyone is saying it. I thought I'd add a Definition cause some people might wonder where it really came from. Here in Edmonton, the sub culture is a big thing. And to a wide variety of people what was once the last laugh is now the last touch.
Hey, wanna get the last touch on those guys who jumped you in the park last week?
by B❤️ January 13, 2020
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Touching Felt

When one reaches into another’s pants and grazes the top of the pubic hairline with their fingertips.
I wasn’t trying to be too forward but decided touching felt was a good move.
by All Bets Hedged May 22, 2020
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touching your pee pee

Someone standing around, not doing jack shit.
What are doing over there? Touching your pee pee??
by Sassysassysassysassysassy April 25, 2017
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Mississippi taint touch

Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion
I gave my wife a “Mississippi taint touch last night.”
by Row sham-bow January 20, 2023
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Slutty Touch

Slutty touch is a skill game in which two or more players compete using extremely fast firing electronic paintball markers to land a perfect score of 1 qloader directly onto the windshields of oncoming vehicles, the sluttiest possible touch being a perfect score (cunt) or 100/100.
i challenge you to a slutton duel

I A SLUTTY TOUCH!? just a little bit cunty much?? a whore who gets the score indeed a touch! a touch! a touch!!
by robotlegcommando February 20, 2012
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touch grass

a term used commonly online when Person A thinks Person B spends a lot of time on the internet or is heavily talented at video games. Similar to the phrase "get a life"
Person A: I have prestige 2 in MWII in just 2 days!

Person B: go touch grass dude.
by bleuk January 20, 2024
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