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Tony

A Large Italian Man, Native to Maryland who still thinks Maryland is southern.
Tony: The South Will Rise Again!

Every Other Marylander: Shut Up You Wop
by AntiItalianHoosier August 27, 2020
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Tony: I like to finger my ass
Everyone else in the party: You’re fucking crazy
by FatherXmas August 31, 2020
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Tony's the coolest guy I know, he's the host to hundreds of parasitic bugs burrowed into his skin
Tony why are you itching so much?
I have scabies!
Damn that's cool!
by jtrapezius September 11, 2020
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Tony Kim

The most adorable human being on earth, but he is also FUCKING sexy. He is a man who can do both and should be the standard for all ladies, and some men. Tony is a Korean that lives in America and is probably the hottest man alive right now (FIGHT ME), or will ever exist. His cutey side which he shows a lot on TikTok honestly just makes him 10 times hotter. Don't even try to fight me on it. He's currently 17 (2020) but no one believes cause he is ripped af and looks like he is 20 something. He is a sweet lil bean that is sweat to literally EVERYONE and deserves the world. He is so respectful and family-oriented and is so sweet to his parents and siblings. (OML I CAN'T- HE'S PERFECT). Fuck no simp September cause I'll simp for him ANYDAY.
Friend: "Hey, what's your type?"
Me: "TONY KIM"
Friend: "YE BOI HE IS SO HOT"
Me: "LITERALLY PERFECT *insert sparkly eyes*"
by cancerpatients September 30, 2020
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Tony’s Pizza

The best pizza restaurant in the northwest area, located in Beecher, Illinois. It beats any other pizza restaurant in the Chicago area. The previous owner, Tony passed away at the beginning of 2020 and will go down in history. His grandson, Nick, has become the certified owner.
Randy: God damn man I’m feeling some pizza today!
Larry: Fuck yeah dude. Tony’s Pizza has the best pizza, and I’ve heard that from hella people too.
Randy: Hell yeah that place is fire
by Pizza_Legend091 October 1, 2020
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Tony

da te n plm de tony
by kimdana2004 October 4, 2020
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tiny tony

small man who finds humour at other people’s misfortune
why’s that small man laughing at Craig's broken leg?

oh it’s just tiny tony
by tiny tony’s mate October 7, 2020
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