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messy hoes

Usually a broke female trading gossip for stripes/or friends that don't pay their bills. Often are found on the Gulf Coast YEAR ROUND but secretly getting Fucked BY THE "CREW"
It's a Bird, Its A Plane;... Oh No, Its Just Them Messy Hoes smh... Hoes
by Bay Way October 14, 2016
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Hoe in red

A woman that found out that red is then most attractive color and always wears red head to toe everyday. They were normal before hand and worn a variety of colors but they suddenly switched all their pallet to red in a desperate attempt to subtly seduce men. These hoes usually go the extra mile, looking up “How to be sexually attractive” “how to get a big butt” or “how to get bigger boobs” on google.
Melissa: *Wearing a red shirt, a red hoodie, a red bra, a red ribbon, red underwear, red socks, red shoes, red bracelets, red earrings, red earbuds, red iPhone case, red pants, red necklace, red purse, red makeup, red phone wallpaper, and red hair*
Guy: She’s such a hoe in red!
Guy 2: I bet she even has red Pubic hairs!
by coolhandlehere69420 December 29, 2022
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swaying hoe

A swaying hoe is a hoe that flirts with girls or boys it dosent matter. They will flirt with your boyfriend or girlfriend lmao so make sure you keep their attention whore ass away from them. A swaying hoe goes back and forth to guys and girls so they can get all the attention. A swaying hoe is a slut, whore, cunt, hoe, and mostly every name in the book deacribes them. A swaying hoe has done mostly everything in the book and they most likely have stds. They basically have no friends because their a hoe that's why they try to make out with everybody they can get so their attention is fulfilled! If you start to realize your friend or girlfriend is being a swaying hoe drop that bitches ass and run. She most likely has had more bfs in the range of a year or half of a year than you have had in your life time. Her nudes have been most likely linked before she Proably has no cake or tits either. She is a swaying hoe! THOT
A Thot- that hoe over there but now is Shot- swaying hoe over there
by Pacers16ha April 2, 2015
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cowly hoe

Holy cow, but cowly hoe.
Holy cow, cowly hoe!
by Bditsha February 16, 2017
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Mealing on Hoes

To get one's fill off the loving of promiscuous females. Synonymous with "Snatching pelt."
Was as the frat castle last night, had 30 girls in my room looking to give it away; damn the potential was huge to be mealing on hoes.
by KW19 September 7, 2009
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Leaky hoe

A leaky hoe is a cheap female/hooker that is very ineffective at keeping liquids in.
Boy: I bought a leaky hoe yesterday and she couldn’t keep anything in her
Boy 2: I hate them damn leaky hoes
by Aidan the god rod June 29, 2018
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sunday hoe

The girl that comes after the friday and saturday thotties. The girl you go to church with after being hung over but y'all still netflix & chillin that day.
Bro 1: hey man lets go out sunday night
Bro 2: nah man I have a day planned out with my sunday hoe.
by SolKaity July 25, 2017
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