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Crooked Window House

There are a total amount of people for happiness win totality. This crooked window house is not a number of people but a place of gathering for happy win.
I am happy meeting in crooked window house.
by George Richards May 27, 2011
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Double-Hung Window

This action takes place when a woman is in the upside down vertical position ( legs in the air ) whilst two men approach her vagina and asshole atop her, back to back. The double penetration takes course as both the men bend down in opposite directions, thus, forming the magnificent double hung window.

No awkward eye contact. Just the occasional sweaty cheek rubbing.
Me and my pal double-hung windowed this floozie last night. I was much more comfortable than when we Eiffel Towered her.
by Digety June 4, 2019
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Armstrong Power Windows

Reffers to manually operated car windows in a way that sounds like a custom upgrade.
Jimbert: "Does this used car from the 80s have power windows?"
Guy from Craigslist: "Yeah, it's got Armstrong Power Windows."
by Sneaky Heap November 2, 2018
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car-window narcissist

someone who constantly uses a car's side window to look at themself, usually to groom and just feel good about themselves.
Bob: What you stop for?

John: Oh nothing, just needed to see how I look.

Bob: They have mirrors for a reason you know?

John: Yeah but, using a car's window is soooo much easier.

Bob: Wow, you are such a classic example of a car-window narcissist
by kayanker January 13, 2011
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Hop on windows 10

When your gay lover asks you to install windows 10 while eating a mixture of semen and PC parts, while at the same time having rough anal sex. This may be arousing to people who are stuck with garbage versions of mac, Linux, or your dad's old computer from the 1980s.
"Hey, wanna hop on windows 10?"
"Yeah bro, I'm down."
by SomeKidOnMac August 2, 2021
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window reflection shopper

someone who when walking past shops looks at their reflection in the window to see how roladex/wack they look. A person who does this is a window "reflection" shopper and usually a trendo.
oh dear you see that contempory dernier cri mistake he just took a look into that charity shop. probably just window reflection shopper.
by Shedward February 19, 2006
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