Lord of loads

Any closeted gay man that goes in the basement and jerks off to gay porn while his wife is in long Island with the kids.

Man, nate got caught with his pants down when angie came home early , he's a real lord of loads

by Debbish December 02, 2021

Load Balancing

Load balancing is a pornographic method for distributing loads across multiple sexual partners.

Frank: OH man, it was a close call last night. I had to enable Load Balancing to satisfy three ladies at once.

Bob: Nice!

by FluffyPookins August 07, 2014

Load Hunger

The insatiable desire, unbelievable need to drain a cock of it's cum. Similar to "cock drunk", but having to fo with cum

After he fucked me and I sucked his cock for a while, the "load hunger" was building up in me. I needed his cum on my face and in my mouth.

by Mtfts4me June 06, 2022

hat loads

when you have a large quantity of a item

"you got any of that stuff mate"
"yes me ol china son i got a hat load me old pal hat loads I tell ya son"

by doctor team and creepersons March 12, 2014

ninja load

A portion of ejaculate that is discovered after due diligence is made to clean up after ones self. The location of which is usually surprising or unexpected.

"I just discovered a ninja load under the bill of my hat! I have been walking around unaware for an hour."

by Jastro February 08, 2014

Loaded Fish

A raw fish stuffed full of sliced potatoes and cooked.

Alex, do you have any fish, I have potatoes we can load this baby up.

George, do you fancy coming round for loaded fish and chippy tea?

Dobbo, fancy making a loaded fish with your chicken tikka?

by Pukkas September 24, 2020

Loaded Fish

A raw fish which is stuffed full of sliced potatoes and cooked.

Alex, fancy making me a loaded fish? I have Cod and potatoes.

Thanks George, that loaded fish was yummy.

Dobbo, do you have swordfish and sliced potatoes? I can make us a loaded fish.

by Pukkas September 24, 2020