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Jason

Jason a lame piece of shit that cops peoples styles and thinks he can pull with his toad sage looking ass
Person: whos that
Person 2: a faggot named jason
by fkjdsghklughrlkds May 6, 2018
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Jasoned

When a guy cheats on you with multipleeeeeeeeeeeeeee other women.
My ex Jasoned me with his lying ass, he was even sleeping with the babysitter!
by Daniyo January 28, 2021
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Jason

bro did you know jason has a fat ass cock
by qirval November 23, 2021
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Jason

Derived from the name of former Southampton and Crystal Palace player Jason Puncheon.

Used to describe a person who's apparent girlfriend / boyfriend / partner is significantly more attractive than them, as in they are (Jason) punchin'.
"hey mate, check out the guy at the door, what an absolute Jason."

"Yeh shes beautiful, that guy is totally Jason."

Waiter: Check out Jason at Table 3.
Barman: There is no way she's with that guy!

Waiter: Yup, must be a drug dealer or have a massive d*#k. Coz he ugly as hell.
by Bigandyk August 22, 2023
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The Jason-Streisand Effect

A Hyperbolic, yet sadly real, escalation of the original Streisand Effect, where relentless and disproportionate attempts to suppress, deny, or draw attention to a trivial or non-issue that not only fails but catastrophically backfires. Repeatedly.

Key components include:
1) Compounding Backfire
2) Self-Destructive Persistence
3) Total Reputation Collapse
4) Terminal Irony

1) Compounding Backfire-

Unlike the classic Streisand Effect where suppression attempts once amplify attention, the Jason-Streisand Effect involves multiple rounds of doubling (or sextupling) down, each time worsening the backlash exponentially.

2) Self-Destructive Persistence-
The Streisand-er refuses to course-correct, despite pleas and obvious chances to do so, instead escalating their efforts (Legal threats, Public denials, or aggressive PR moves) despite clear signs of mounting damage.

3) Total Reputation Collapse-

What started as a minor issue or even a misunderstanding or mistake snowballs into universal condemnation, turning even neutral observers into detractors.

4) Terminal Irony-
The harder the Streisand-er fights, the more absurd and meme-worthy their efforts become, fueling further ridicule and scrutiny.
Person 1: "What's going on with the Pirate Software Drama?"

Person 2: "After getting caught lying about his raid skills, Pirate Software pulled The Jason-Streisand Effect —deleting VODs, blaming his party, gaslighting his fanbase, and ranting on stream until even his fans called him a fraud."
by Deja Who? August 13, 2025
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jason

Jason is a rage monster. He can be super mean and hurtful. He has his problems so it's best to stay away from him, for the only weapon you can use t defeat him is a mirror. Yes, he has no pleasent facial featurs whatsoever.
Person 1: Oh look it's jason
Person 2: Run!
Person 1: why... oh I see... wait! I can't see anymore! HELP!
Person 2: Oh no!
by hibijibi November 20, 2019
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Jason

Has the sexiest mom in the whole world
Damn, she is so hot. looks like jasons Mom
by QueenKaran November 23, 2021
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