The Hipsters

guys who pack big heat on their hip, i.e. large caliber pistols. the group was started in Houston and has been know to foil many plots bad guys were planning. Big Mike and JJ are the charter memebers.

Let's go set it off and stick up that old lady! Oh ish! It's "The Hipsters"!!! Let's break!!!

by Cyril Jr. December 16, 2008

hipster

the people that call themsleves punk bur really aren't and date heroin addicted cokehead girls with unnaturally dyed hair who go to art school and act like 10 year olds and go to venues and eat salads and probably have narcissistic borderline Aspergers.

that hipster wears a keffiyeh and big glasses.

by Tingle Likes Rupees January 17, 2020

Hipster

A hipster lives off of coffee. He or she is like a mystery that you really want to uncover. Male hipsters look like Fancy lumberjacks (sometimes with man buns) Female hipsters wear over sized sweaters, combat boots, messy buns or complicated braids and nerd glasses. Everyone secretly wants to be a hipster.

Look at that hottie over there at the coffee shop on his laptop!

He's such a hipster

by weathergirl December 27, 2015

hipster toast

Putting random shit on toast like avocado, goat cheese, or other nasty things.

"Bro, wanna go get hipster toast" - Dude with man bun

by park_chop December 24, 2015

Autopsyco Hipster

Someone who does things before they know its cool even if everyone else knows.

Woah you didn't know the bottle challenge was a thing? But you're so good at it. You're such a autopsyco hipster...

by DaleksRGwd December 6, 2016

post modern hipster

A tobacco using, meat eating, fixed gear rider with tattoos who delivers food all over town and wears a hip pouch every day regardless of the occasion.

Post modern hipsters are so anti conformity

by Surlkone August 10, 2016

Hipster

Someone who probably drives a prius or a subaru. Usually wears trendy square glasses and either the tightest of tight jeans or jeans with a "cool" label such as American Eagle or Gap. Gay men also love name brand jeans as well. Usually cares about the environment and where their food comes from. Generally obsessed with wife or dog, sometimes es both. If older than 35 they usually have quit cigarette's but continue to some the Devils lettuce.
Tells stories from their youth such as crying to albums after a bad breakup or the old bad habbit of taking pants of in bars.
Love to play with meat.

That man purse is so hipster of you.

Have you seen jessy''s play shirt? It's so hipster!

by Ellbobski October 2, 2018