Dumb Bitch Glitch

The universal moment of pure innocent dumbassery that occasionally visits even the brightest of us.

“…and that’s why pineapple belongs on pizza.”
“…”
“Damn, I think that was just a dumb bitch glitch.”
“Definitely a dumb bitch glitch.”

by ILearnedThisFromExperience October 10, 2021

stupid dumb bitch

my bestie

my bestie alanna is a stupid dumb bitch

by thtbitchkayla October 16, 2021

Are you dumb in the head?

A savage rhetorical question to ask a person who has just said something so surprisingly, ridiculously, absolutely, incredible, astonishingly, inordinately, vitally, unbearably, dreadfully, shockingly, eminently, particularly, immeasurably, crucially, dumb that their stupidness blows your goddamn mind.

Him: "I know I was an awful boyfriend but I just wish we could get back together."
Me: "Are you dumb in the head?"

by purplemask July 6, 2021

flabbertaskily dumb founded

when something is so absolutely suppressing, shocking and confusing

he hasn't spoke for hours, he must be flabbertaskily dumb founded

by professional dumbass January 11, 2022

Dumb piece of poop

its for dumb people who is a piece of shit and doesnt care about life and didnt touch grass and be on the internet everyday like its vr for him

yo look at that Dumb piece of poop who doesnt go outside

by PumpkinGuy April 20, 2022

Chippy dumb fuck

A chippy dumb fuck is a guy who always fucks everything up he touches

Look at that chippy dumb fuck he just burned parts of the new shower door in the campfire

by Likehats December 3, 2020

Dumbing Cruder Effect

Usually the result of the Dunning Kruger effect. When the less intelligent a person is the smarter they believe themselves to be.
When they are unable to dispute real facts and evidence because theirs is only opinion based. They dumb themselves down even further by resulting to crude insults and childish name calling.

Claimant: "This is not a conspiracy theory. I did my own research to fact check everything!"
Doubter: "Your facts and evidence are all invisible because they are only in your imagination. All of your research is just other peoples opinions who agree with you. You are probably only repeating the opinions you heard from someone else."
Claimant (gets emotional and resorts to the Dumbing Cruder effect before leaving): "Well I believe it and I'm sticking with it. You're just too stupid to understand. And besides, you're just a big doodoo head!"

by mayfieldenator March 12, 2023