Chubby Bastard Baby

A Chubby Bastard Baby is when the baby that has just been born and is very fat.

Wife: OMG babe look at how beautiful our baby is!

Husband: Fuckin hell that’s a Chubby Bastard Baby, I’m outa here.

by ChunkyChestnut February 9, 2022

Bastard chair

a chair the is higher then a normal chair yet to short to truly be classified as a bar stool.

Giving you a poor compromise between the two. (a bit like a bastard sword)

like the IKEA Stig 63cm stool vs the IKEA Stig 74cm stool.

(it is also an annoying bastard of a chair if you wanted a bar stool and accidentally bought the wrong fucking version)

Oh great!
I bought the wrong fucking version now i have a bloody bastard chair...
damn you IKEA!

by ProphetOfConfusion December 3, 2025

Chip eating bastard

The customer at Jimmy John's who comes right before closing time and fucks up all the chips.

Employee: Ah shit I gotta restock and rotate chips again because of this chip eating bastard!

by the_game March 5, 2021

Christmas bastard

A person with a December birthday who ends up spending birthday money on someone else's Christmas present. Also someone who gets combined birthday/Christmas presents.

Rudolph bought Buddy's Christmas present with the $5 his granny gave him for his birthday, and his aunt gave him an ugly sweater for both. The poor guy's a complete Christmas bastard.

by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 14, 2019

Boogan bastard

either a absolute dewey male or a shuan

boogan bastard

by chris_luva September 5, 2022

bastard Kate

High-key a very annoying person

You're such a bastard Kate

by lion boi April 24, 2020

Schlinky bastard

schlinky bastard is someone who in sorcerer battlegrounds pulls out his little schlinky shikigami and starts to schlink all over the arena

a schlinky bastard in sorcerer battlegrouns megumi users

1.person: whats up dude what is that? is that a schlinky you got there? you gonna whip me and hag me with the schlinky? you are a schlinky bastard you know that?

2.person: **whips out his black schlinky and starts to tweak out**

1.person: YEEEEEEOOOOUUUUUCH

by SchlobbernautTheDestroyer June 20, 2024