Cum-bastard

Someone who doesn't give a s*it about woman even though they love penthouse magazine's and watch horror movies and say corny racist jokes and say homophobic slurs all day long

James the simp: damn that dude is homophobic!!

Caleb the pimp: yeah he's totally a Cum-bastard

by Caleb Cummins March 12, 2022

Leading on bastard

a leading on bastard is a ex that you got back together again, but lead you on making you think that they actually like you, but instead they were just using you for your feelings and not for who you are as a person

Person 1: I can't believe he would do that to me, he's a leading on bastard!!

Person 2: I'm so sorry for you I hope you get better
Person 1: thanks..

by Xxx little_sh*txxX March 2, 2023

The Bastards

The third album of Palaye Royale. It was released on may 29 2020. It's an absolute banger!

- Have you heard The Bastards of Palaye Royale?

~ Yeah, of course! I love it

by sweetsugarbutterfly May 29, 2020

All cops are bastard

Often times used to say all cops are bastard.

I praise anarchism and peace, but acab men. All cops are bastard.

by dovahkiin4201 December 15, 2018

Pommy bastard

Any person from England you dirty pommy tranny English bastards go stick on a dress dirty sheep shagging bastards same with the Americans dirty tranny bastards!! Either if ur not English or are it you see this I’m gonna chop ur mum up you fat slag and you up

Did you see the pommy bastards o ye he was the biggest hairiest faggots I have ever seen

by I’mgonnakillall you Americans December 12, 2021

Jack bastard

A well known saying in the mpgs ops room at diggers that is said all the time describing a certain serviceman.

You jack bastard matt always looking after yourself and not considering anyone else

You jack bastard matt eat all our expensive biscuits and then bring cheap rich tea in

You jack bastard matt let everyone else do all the work and then offee to help after it's all done

by 5IC August 25, 2017

Bastardism

Someone pre-judges you and assumes you will be trouble by the way you look, even if you're incredibly laid back.

As the group entered the pub the public bristled assuming the bar staff would have no input if anything kicked off! "Hmm there's defo a strong amount of bastardism in here".

by Sazzy J March 27, 2016