by Pelosi Hammered Me May 17, 2023
Get the Hidden Valley Ranch mug.A place where all the girls are sluts and whores. A fight in the bathroom happen almost daily and the principals do almost nothing about it. All the low IQs in the hallway just talk about “rizzing” (the most degenerate term in existence) girls up and starting beef by fighting with others in the bathroom if you’re If you’re an Indian, then you’re different. You just work hard by studying, doing work, and joining clubs.
Scenario in Cumberland Valley High School
Guy to Girl: Hi. How was the test?
Everyone else: BRO YOU GOT SO MUCH RIZZ!!!!!!!! W RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scenario 2:
Guy: Hey dude can you lend me a pencil?
Other Guy: Are you trying to be racist to me boy? Let’s fight next period in the bathroom.
Guy to Girl: Hi. How was the test?
Everyone else: BRO YOU GOT SO MUCH RIZZ!!!!!!!! W RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scenario 2:
Guy: Hey dude can you lend me a pencil?
Other Guy: Are you trying to be racist to me boy? Let’s fight next period in the bathroom.
by Unknown12248381727171734727272 May 20, 2023
Get the Cumberland Valley High School mug.Meeting a woman at JR's Tavern that wants to you home with you. She is led to Rose Valley lake instead of a residence. Once at the lake, the back seat of her car is folded down and the two of you proceed to make love. Halfway through it is realized that she is a squirter. She is made to squirt like a fountain until there are puddles on her floor board. You then take off so quickly that she cannot follow you to figure out where you live.
Man, I met a woman at JR's the other night with triple G's, she wanted to go home, so I gave her the Rose Valley Fountain instead.
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A scuffed ass school that god has abandoned to the devil where black people hate other "niggers", the Asians remain by themselves, the whites are colonizing every friend group, and the Mexicans yap. Everyone hates the math teachers and half the students are brain fried more than Vietnamese children in 1969
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" I pulled a sicky at work so I could see my kids school play and my bosses wife sat in the audience, talk about riding into the valley of death"
by Britney Sparkles July 9, 2024
Get the Riding into the valley of death mug.An IRL fever dream. You could be at this school for 15 fucking minutes and witness so much weird shit that it’ll feel like ur on an acid trip. This place is full of rich white and Asian kids who act like they’re from the trenches and say the N word, when in reality they live in a 5 bedroom home in the hills with a loving family. They’ll say they’re “part of a gang” I’m still waiting to see what fucking gangs there are in Castro Valley California. Everyone this school also vapes the fuck out of their lungs. They’ll be sucking on that vape like they’re giving head to a black guy, and causing a damn gas chamber in the bathrooms. The Asians at this school all have a middle part and think it makes them look like a lead BTS member, when in reality they just look like nerds. The pick me girls also roam the halls while literally talking to 25 guys at the same time and carrying 15 STD’s. You can’t catch a fucking break at this school cause even if ur minding ur own damn business some idiot will come up to u and start acting genuinely autistic.
Guy 1: I’m going to castro valley high next year
Guy 2: holy shit why?
Guy 1: I gotta see those wannabe gangsters, weebs, and pick me hoes
Guy 2: holy shit why?
Guy 1: I gotta see those wannabe gangsters, weebs, and pick me hoes
by Watdaduck July 30, 2024
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