head porn

When you have "innappropriate" thoughts.

Girl: He's hot! *holds head* Bad images! Bad images!
Friend: Having head porn?

by Noah Bug February 18, 2010

self-porn

Sexual images, sounds or recordings produced by yourself of yourself.

"My girlfriend texted me some self-porn last night."

by Sine Nomin February 24, 2010

Fools Porn

The R-rated skin flicks shown late night on HBO and Cinemax.

My Internet connection was down last night so I rubbed one off to Skin-a-max fools porn.

by down-the-drain March 30, 2011

porn mourn

The feeling of agonizing devestation because you lost all your porn. This is due to discovery of porn by spouse and it getting dumped by them. Or voluntary when your spouse burns it in front of you while filming it with a flip phone and posting on line. Say you has stored 17 years of porn and archeived it and now sits in a rented storage unit which was confiscaded for non-payment. Involuntary: destroyed by natural event beyond control. the feeling of doom when you realise you have no porn and must find it again, thank god for the internet.

But with the interned comes the ability to have gobs of porn and you go broke buying extended hard drives to house em all. Porn morn happend when you loose all this data,either by having a friend help you out and accidently wipe your computer clean, or parent/spouse/whatever finds your porn and you have to 86 it.

A: What is wrong with Kerric?
B: Give him a break, his wife Molly made him throw out his 35 year collection of "Inches" magazine and then threw him out.

A: Poor guy, porn mourn and rejection.

by gretel666 June 18, 2010

physics porn

Particle physics fantasies based on maths/philosophy with only the most tenuous possible link to reality- multiverses, boltzmann brains and so on

Does any of this bear any relation to reality? Or is Big Physics guilty of some serious sexing-up, drifting away from the realm of hard data and into the softer universe of physics porn?

by ProcessMaster July 24, 2014

Porn button

A function in a browser that lets you surf the web without saving your browsing history. Often used to watch porn.

My dad always checks my browsing history, so i use the porn button.

by StillDutch April 29, 2010

Forlorn Porn

Porn that you only watch when you're depressed.

My depression's been getting worse. I oughta stock up on the Forlorn Porn.

Thank God for Forlorn Porn. It always knows how to make me feel slightly better.

by DoctorAwkward December 29, 2007