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kermit the frog

a green puppet that has most likely commited many war crimes in his past… we dont talk about it
kermit the frog: frog who commited war crimes
by i forgor my name February 16, 2025
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Fine as a frog slink

Often used to describe beauty beyond words. Frog hair is fine, but a frog slink is even finer.
Wow, Maija. You are fine as a frog slink!
by brooklynmars December 22, 2021
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Frog

Man that frog cant fucking drive
by i hate the french April 11, 2021
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sad frog

4chan's mascot
Sad Frogs seem to be quite popular on /r9k/ today
by LeSadFrog March 9, 2018
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you swan, he frog

a Chinese phrase whose full version is "you pretty, he ugly. you swan, he frog." The phrase is used to comfort a girl who broke up with her boyfriend. The phrase is originally expressed as "she swan, you frog", which is formally translated as "the toad on the ground wants to eat the swan in the sky", referring to a man's impratical ideal of dating or marring a woman. "Swan" is usually considered as a metaphor for beautiful women, while "frog" is an informal substitution for toad, which is usually considered as a metaphor for ugly men. The phrase is usually used ironicly to critize one's dream of falling in a romantic relationship with others.
"I broke up with my bf!"
-"Come on! you swan, he frog."
"I want to marry Zhou huimin!"
-"You idoit. she swan, you frog."
by lyccccc June 17, 2025
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Ur Dog a Frog

This is the worst phrase containing "Ur" in it. Every time this is used another big bang occurs wiping out everything known in the universe and creating a new one. For fucks sake who would use this?
little kid on xbox: ur mom gay
25 year old no life: ur granny tranny
little kid on xbox: no u
25 year old no life: reverse
little kid on xbox: ur dog a frog
*earth and everything else fucking explodes and a new universe is created*
by Yung lamp shade June 6, 2018
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im gonna frog

this applies to when you’re sucking a cock and the person cums and the cum goes deep down your throat and you start retching
by sn41lz February 3, 2021
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