Dad joke

The kind of shitty jokes that the famed Twitter user, Bahman Begins is known to put out on a regular basis; which are literally lame and uninspired and extremely cringy.

Bahman: Enters the chat/room
Everybody: Oh shit. Dad joke just made his entrance. I'm outtie. Fuck this shit. Nope. Peace out!

by Ezra69 October 1, 2020

dad date

When two friends that are both dads take their kids out in public together

Jim and Todd totally had a dad date last week lol Saw them out with the kids when I went to the movies the other day

by kaylaelizabethann June 16, 2016

dad spooner

a daddy who spoons ya mum

"Today I found out my dad was a dad spooner."

by dad spooner September 4, 2016

David's dad

An absent father

David's dad: Can you find David's dad?

by BootyHunter_666 May 3, 2018

Dad Joke

The BEST kind of joke ever in existence

Human Being Number One: Wanna hear a dad joke?

Human Being Number Two: OH MY FUCKING GOD YES TELL ME THE JOKE RIGHT NOW

by SMILE4EVR December 15, 2020

faidonas dad

A very rich man but also very generous, he gets all his money from petros georgiades and the amazing partys he makes renting his facilities. Faidonas and jimmys should be really gratefull because petros’ and manolos money is what keeps them living

ohh my god look its faidonas dad hide your wifes

by mr jimmys secret fan October 7, 2021

Chad Dad

A Dad that instills high quality values in their children.

- Self-defense
- Value of the dollar
- Accountability and Merit
- Stand up against woke culture and equity
- Commitment to Family

Hey man, I am so jealous of you. Your dad takes you shooting at the range and signs you up for self-defense courses. He's such a Chad Dad! My Dad just gives me a phone and tells me to go to my room.

by SaltySailorTV June 19, 2023